That’s it!! With a government that can barely supply their army and police force with weekly pay cheques and whinge every time we question their ridiculous spending policies, we now need to put up with our northern PNG neighbours naming our cyclones.

What in the hell is cyclone Guba?? Did god sneeze in the coral sea??

Here’s a thought you fuzzy wuzzy morons. Start using your own satellites, to name your own cyclones, with your own funds paying for it all. Oh, hang on, wait a minute, you can’t….you niffs.

We hereby override your stupid ‘Guba’ name and rename the cyclone ‘Johnno’. I can deal with a Johnno tearing my house apart but not a Guba.

Wake up and smell the rising damp New Guinea, know your rolls and make our coffees…..boy.

You ok New Guinea, You OK mate?