Tip 1
Don’t buy Oak’s day tickets…. Its for the birds…. literally

Tip 2
Do drink more than everyone else. It gives you unlimited hangover whinging for the next 12 hours. “I am struggling” or “I don’t feel so good” are personal favourites.

Tip 3
TAKE A FREAKING HAT to the cup. Or you may end up looking like ‘Purple Moon’

Tip 4
Don’t spruik about a horse all freaking year long then NOT back it in the cup only to watch the mother win the whole dam thing. This is commonly known in the industry as “Horrendous Darts”

Tip 5
Don’t let your horse run through the running rail. It seems they tend to snap leg bones doing that.

More tips as they come to hand….. you blokes got anything?