That’s it!! With a government that can barely supply their army and police force with weekly pay cheques and whinge every time we question their ridiculous spending policies, we now need to put up with our northern PNG neighbours naming our cyclones.

What in the hell is cyclone Guba?? Did god sneeze in the coral sea??

Here’s a thought you fuzzy wuzzy morons. Start using your own satellites, to name your own cyclones, with your own funds paying for it all. Oh, hang on, wait a minute, you can’t….you niffs.

We hereby override your stupid ‘Guba’ name and rename the cyclone ‘Johnno’. I can deal with a Johnno tearing my house apart but not a Guba.

Wake up and smell the rising damp New Guinea, know your rolls and make our coffees…..boy.

You ok New Guinea, You OK mate?

As indicated by the title of this article. I am in for LONG shots all day tomorrow. I need them as much as Britney Spears needs a good flogging. Here they are, I suspect one if not two of these WILL get up Derby day…. get on some of these

MR4 2 Antarctic Miss

MR5 9 Bel Mir

MR6 8 Captious

MR7 7 Bammagera

MR8 4 Like It Is

MR9 12 Storm Signal

MR10 9 King Johannes

Good luck kids.

I love the cruise control in my car. Its gold, you just set that bastard, kick back and grab a quick kip before you arrive at your destination….. well that’s the way it should be. Now, I don’t care if you drive faster than me or slower than me, what I do want you to do is pick a speed and STICK TO IT. If you decide to pass me, then fine. Don’t pass me, slow down for no particular reason and force me to make a decision to pass you. If I do pass you, DO NOT speed up to overtake me AGAIN. My cruise control is on and set, so I know it’s not me changing speeds, its YOU! you slack jawed country cow. Now take your 4 x 4 with bulls horn stickers and get off the freakin Highway before I part your cheeks and insert a Holden bumper up your clacker!!!!!

Oh and what is with these Hollywood chicks whinging and moaning over a couple of Japanese fishermen taking some dolphins and whales out for dinner

threatened-at-whale-slaughter

Dave Rastovich, a professional surfer, said, “the fishermen harassed the surfers, using a long wooden pole to attack and intimidate them before they returned to shore.”

The poor fishermen were just trying to clear the kill zone and save the surfers lives.

Hayden Panettiere, a star of the American TV series Heroes said, “I couldn’t believe how red the water was”

Well gee Hayden, You want to make a Dolphin omelette, you gotta bleed a few Dolphins.

You ok Hayden, You OK……