Takeover Target gave punters a heart attack with a last meter effort to beat Dance Hero on the line in the Arrowfield stud sprint. Had you invested your house on him you would be sitting here with a tidy two to two-and-a-half houses to your name!!

The 16 leg million dollar all up challenge kicked another leg home with a total of $128.00 landed and ready to put on leg 4 next time round.

Our punters club face off of Maximus V Fat-Simon turned into a fizzer with Fat-Simon neglecting to punt at all this weekend. Messy darts Fat-Simon, messy darts. For the interested, Maximus returned a big fat ZERO for the weekend.

Muralitharan has equalled Shane Warne’s test wicket world record. Chucker or not this was always on the cards, I for one, am happy it did not occur on Australian soil.

Garth Tander has won the V8 supercar championship. I must admit, I never thought this bloke would win many races let alone a championship. Credit where credit is due.

And lastly the sad news that Evel Knievel has made the biggest jump there is. A back flip off the roof of his house into his own coffin. As per normal Evel missed the landing and holds a new Guinness World Record of first stuntman to snap his back on his own future coffin. RIP Knievel, your antics will be sadly replaced by other morons.