We are having a frightful time lately settling on a pub that we can all go to and good time on a Saturday afternoon.

Can anyone tell me about any decent pubs in Brisbane that include the following in order of preference.

Large TAB or pubtab (needs to be lots of tables / stools & more than 1 TAB machine)
Air conditioning
Central location with easy access from busses and trains
Fairly priced beers (none of this over $5 for a beer)
Staff with a good attitude (preferably female, hot, single and interested in me)

Can anyone else think of any requirements?

Can anyone list any locations in Brisbane? Or any other city for that matter.