I don’t know what to do. I hate that the media continue to report on certain things that I wish they wouldn’t report on. If I write about it here am I perpetuating those stories further? Well to bad, I can’t think of anything else, here comes some celebrity crap.

I am interested as to whether things that seem to make certain people, famous for being famous are pre-planned or just lucky. Was Paris misled as to the filming and release of ‘that’ movie (its not an ice-cream by the way!!!!) or was she aware of it or part of the planning? Are Britney and K-Fed orchestrating this whole ‘she’s broken her brain’ thing to sell albums or is she really off her tree? Does Lindsay Lohan realise she is unattractive and covered in freckles? (a tip of my hat to anyone who explains where Lindsay’s freckles came from). What about you? Do you think these sorts of things are pre planned or just play out naturally?

One thing I am fairly confident of, Corey Worthington did not pre plan anything except a big out of control party. The rest of this media attention is down to a cheap pair of yellow plastic sunnies, a poofy looking jacket and apparent lack of interest in his parents or anyone else’s opinion about his behaviour.

He has even managed to make today’s number 1 spot on digg.com (the largest community-based popularity website). Something many a web master spends hours and hours trying to achieve. Not me though, notasmartman.com supersedes popularity………..aagggghhhrrr That’s it!!! I am a website audience seeking whore and need to get this out!!!

Dear Corey,

I have been forced to watch you for the past few days now and have, giggled at some of your antics, winced at some of your comments, been jealous about the amount of brainless chicks that want a piece of you and celebrated your arrest. All that aside, now I want a piece of you for myself.

Back-yard, boxing ring, pub (oh wait you can’t get in) umm, YMCA, local community park wherever you want to do it. You’re a money grabbing little grub so I herby put up a $10.00 open challenge to fight you, no holds barred one on one.

You may think it’s unfair as I am bigger, wiser than you. But you are prettier and quicker than me. I think it would be a good match up….. I have a record of flogging surfer looking dude(s) and you look like a surfer I would like to flog.

So come on Corey, fight me, FIGHT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment back if this gets back to you and if you want to wake up in your worst nightmare.

Shirvo Jones