Well my favourite boxer handed Felix Tito Trinidad a lesson in the sweet science yesterday afternoon in an entertaining afternoon. Entertaining because Mr Jones Jr (yes a distant relation) put on quite the performance of dancing, showboating,

talking and then dominating his opponent into defeat. Jones Jr now eyes a super middle weight world title shot with Joe Calzaghe in Wales. In my opinion, Jones is more than capable of beating Calzaghe and ruling as super middle weight champ until the rapture (good luck Mundine). Entertaining also because Andrew Golota, one time “Riddick Bowe Low Blowing Hero” managed to fight the last 4 rounds of his under card fight with the use of only his right eye. His left had been swollen shut. But that
didn’t stop the big “Polish Punisher” as he relentlessly pursued his opponent to the point of exhaustion. His opponent only made the 12th round final bell by the grace of the ropes. Keep an eye out for Golota in a heavy weight championship fight later in the year.

Lleyton Hewitt was able to beat Iraq Baghdatis in the stupidest game of tennis I have ever heard about. No no, instead of playing the game in normal hours (due to time constraints?) they decide to play it in the middle of the night. Actually, slap me silly, that’s a good thing…. I don’t have to watch that moron Hewitt yell like a twit and point at his head with his whole hand in a reverse SIG Heil. Well done Australian open…. Keep that loser off my tv screen.

Anyone with any punting ability would have joined me in cheering home a little horse called Seachange in NZ on Saturday. She started well, found a nice position on the inside then KICKED away with two furlongs to go to run within a tenth of a second of world record time for a 1200m race. The reward for my efforts, a lazy $600.00 giddy up!!

Well done farmers we are getting a heap of rain and I am very happy for you, I truly mean it. I hope you all had the foresight to get in there and dig out all your dams (during the last drought) to enable you to hold more water for the next big dry. Now that is has rained would it be possible for you to shut the hell up and stop your constant whinging?

I also enjoyed reading the following article (for comedy purposes only), you may as well. Hedonism 101: Men, be tactful, consider placement