Shane Warne seems to get into trouble at the drop of a hat and now Wayne Carey has been arrested and blamed (in the media) for an incident. Apparently the women (more than one) involved are totally blameless in the incident and Wayne is obviously a sex crazed maniac who should be locked up with the key thrown away.

Wayne’s work colleague at radio station 3AW Neil Mitchell has even suggested that Wayne should be fired if the police charge him. WOW so all you have to do is be charged and you should be fired from your job. I can hardly wait to see what happens at Neil’s next morning tea birthday cake celebration, hopefully Wayne will still be there.

But if you can get fired for being charged surely there are a whole generation of people out there who have been fired? Seems a bit off target …. but….. well maybe this is actually happening. I have a friend who is currently unemployed and told me that he quit. I think I can now safely assume he was arrested by the feds and charged with stealing a playboy. The new rule is, innocent until proven charged.

Why is it always the Wayne’s, Shane’s and Blaine’s that have their sexvendture’s shamelessly spread across the front pages of papers across the country? I want to hear more about the Paris “its not a dam ice cream cone” Hilton’s of this world. I am sure Bronwyn Bishop, Amanda Vanstone and others are just as guilty as the next schmuck of some of these accusations.

What about you? Who would you like to see sprawled across the news paper being “guilty” of a sex scandal?

I have a juicy little tale about Al Bundy (Ed O’Neil) and Kelly Bundy (Christina Applegate). Apparently Peg wasn’t the only one getting Daddy’s attention, if you know what I mean. Oh yes.

Sorry I am legally bound and not allowed to write about it here….