Breaking news, The Chinese, Japanese, Malaysian and Singapore Formula One Grand Prix’s are to be cancelled in two years…..oh yes and the Australian GP. Apparently our GP doesn’t really suit the time zone of the European countries so F1 Supremo Bernie Ecclestone is spruiking the cancellation of our Melbourne GP. Strangely, all of the above GP’s share basically the same time zone as ours so I can’t quite figure out what Bernie is bashing his gums together for.

Some of you may not be aware of Bernie, he is an interesting character and is responsible for some of the more shady deals in world sport. Even putting boxing promoter dodgy Don King in the “not such a bad bloke after all” category. I suspect Don King is Bernie’s secret love child anyway. Your guess as to who the mother was.

For those who have never seen him Bernie and his awesome hair are as follows.

Leave the GP alone please Bernie. Or you may well enjoy a ‘weekend’ similar to another famous ‘Bernie.’

And for no reason a picture of Bernie’s daughter Tamara.