A more boring TV show I cannot imagine.

I must admit a hatred to ‘dance’ due to years of forced viewing by proxy of a jazz ballet competing sister. Jazz ballet is the most boring of the worlds sports….. in my humble opinion of course. Lawn bowls out ranks it in all facets not least of which skill.

I had not watched ‘So you think you can dance’ due to the fear of it being full of desperate people, dancing a jig and hoping that it will somehow impress us. After consultation from a friend I was assured the show was much more than this.

I listened to this friend and under the “don’t knock it until you have tried it” banner I bravely watched SYTYCD. Unfortunately all that resulted is I now have a deep-seated concern that my friend is indeed a closet homosexual! Not that there is anything wrong with that of course.

I don’t understand dancing like a maniac. I don’t see what purpose it serves and it does not inspire me personally whatsoever. A person who can move there body in time with the music and jig around like some sort of detoxing drugo on red cordial is as far as I am concerned a waste of radio waves. Channel 10 would be best served to bring back re-runs of Seinfeld and if possible Ned & Stacey. Two quality shows that have not yet, had their time.

I enjoy music in most forms, I enjoy art in terms of paintings and sculpture. I wouldn’t call myself a cultured person but I know enough about it to know that dance is the of know interest to me.

‘So you think you can dance’ is the worst example of entertainment since ‘Extreme Makeover’. Then again I haven’t seen the new liar liar pants on fire show ‘Moment of Truth’ yet so maybe SYTYCD can be moved to second on my most hated list. The only redeeming feature of this show is the smoking host, Natalie Brassingexchickoffneighbours.

Well I proved somewhat average with my weekend predictions and this weeks 16 leg million dollar all up challenge (now SLMDAUC for short) is destined for the scrap heap.

South Sydney are crap! The Roosters dominated them like a Shirvy dominates a cheeseburger!

My other “tips” were average as well, if you had taken the place on ‘Like it Is’ and ‘Lucky Diva’ you would be in front. However ‘Valedictum’ was a tad disappointing.

We managed to kick back with a sneaky $5 all up bet on the Broncos into Wests into Lewis Hamilton to win yesterday. If I kick in another dollar we have $16 to start the next SLMDAUC this weekend.

Lets hope this weeks bets fair a little better.