Arrrggh yew opened the show with a fire drill and everyone cleared out.

Gladiators is back and I am interested in your thoughts on its revival. I must admit to having it on but I wouldn’t say I “watched” it. The new range of female Gladiators is appreciated as is the new host Zoe Nailor, and wouldn’t I like to….

Enough Rope is back and first cab off the rank is King Carey. What is not to like about this bloke? A great footballer who can drink like a fish. Leave the King alone dam it.

K Rudd made me cringe this week during his little adlib media discussion with Hillary Clinton. She was like a deer in the headlights looking rather unimpressed with K Rudds comic stylings.

The 24th annual edition of Wrestlemania graced the air waves on Monday. 74,000 people watched live and millions around the planet tuned in to watch 70kG world champion boxer Floyd Mayweather beat up a 7 foot 210kG mountain of a man called the Big Show & Rick “sack of skin” Flair wrestle his last match. A bonus feature at the end of the show included 40 something fans being injured due to a cable failure forcing a bunch of fireworks to go off amongst the crowd instead of in the air. What a show.

Apparently Kylie Minogue is thinking about getting married. Sophie Monk is getting over being dumped and Delta Goodrem is talking about herself again. WHO GIVES A CRAP!!!! $10 to anyone who assassinates the editors of Who, New Idea or any of those homo entertainment reporters working with Koshy or King Karl.

Speaking of King Karl, I want some confirmation that he is indeed fighting Wendell Sailor on the 1st of May. I have another $10 to put on King Karl knocking out the Glass Jawed Sailor.