What the hell is Ladette to Lady??!! I saw two minutes of this show as I waited for the Sarah Connor Chronicles to start last night and I am left perplexed with how a show like this is on television.

A bunch of women sitting around and bitching at each other about how to try and be ‘ladies’. A major upset for the madams was when one of the ladettes got into a car with her bottom sticking out as she bent over…. That’s called advertising where I come from.

So to get this straight, a bunch of pompous old English nags trying to reshape the so called unsuitable lives of some other younger English nags is a show that rates better than the Sarah Connor Chronicles forcing it back one hour. Well I am sorry I don’t believe it.

In case you were not aware, television shows are measured on their success buy a group called OzTAM. My understanding is that at any one time OzTAM employ 5000 television watchers to report back to them on exactly what they are watching. This information is then fed back to the television networks who base their decision on what is successful or not on these results. Altering their broadcast shows based on these figures.

5000 people!!!! Surely the 5000 wetbags (if you are one of the current 5000 I am sure you personally are doing ok, it’s the other 4999 that are morons!) that have had the job for the last 5 years are close to being recycled?

Does 5000 points of view give you suitable, credible information on something as complex as a persons preferred form of entertainment? I personally am not sure that it does, but I am sure all you statistical superiors out there will try and tell me otherwise.

Here is one piece of market feedback for you OzTAM…. You suck! You and your whole lazy work ethic!