- Every time you watch the movie 2001 you wonder why Flair never sued them for stealing his music.

- In your resume under experience you write, “I’m the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be”

- You suspect your best friend is just setting you up for a heel turn.

- You go through an airport security line and you let them check everything except your boots…

- You pose in a photo with a few friends and instinctively flash the “Four Horsemen” sign.

- You begin to shake someone’s hand in public but then hesitate to look for the crowd’s response.

- You get into a real fight and you blade.

- You do the “Flair Strut” into a meeting at work…

- When you talk to the boss, every other phrase is “Wooooooooo!”…

- You are at work and accidentally slip and fall against a table or chair and wonder if you should “blade”…

- You go to shake someone’s hand at work and pull back at the last second to smooth down your hair and say “Woooooooo!”….

- Someone you work with leaves for another job, with more money, you accuse them of being disloyal to the company that made them a star.

- You flex in front of every mirror.

- You and your friends develop a secret hand signal.

- You chokeslam your cat.

- You rack your neighbor’s dog.

- You tell your cat “Meow one more time, and you can forget the ‘Fancy Feast’man, ’cause I’ll open up a can of ‘Whoop Ass’ and see how you like the taste of that!”

- You dream about splashing your boss from the top of your cubicle walls.

- You wake up in the morning rising from the dead like the Undertaker rather than just rolling out of bed

- Every time you sit down a table you consider how easily it might break if you were to moonsault it.

- You clothesline people in the supermarket for no real reason.

- You suplex your kids to bed

- You walk around with a towel on your head and you wipe your feet on invisible mats before you enter any room

- You shatter your knee-cap giving your friend a Tombstone Piledriver on concrete

- You think John the Baptist Bladed.

- Whenever a limo goes by, you shout Woooooo hoping for a response from “The Man”.

- Your first instinct was that Holyfield bled the hard way versus Tyson

- You keep waiting for run-ins during boxing matches

- You buy your fat mother-in-law some yellow polka dot “Dusty Rhodes” shorts.

- A trip to the barber with your friends turns into a “hair vs. hair match”.

- Your loved one hits the switch at night and you attack, thinking it’s a “lights out Texas death match”.

- When a female says she’s going to put on her face and you expect Sting paint or a mask to be worn when they get back.

- You do heel turns on your best friends for no reason

- Whenever you pass through customs, you tell the Controller you are from “Parts Unknown”.

- Instead of reading a bedtime story to your kids, you put them in a sleeper.

- Someone at a party tells a funny joke and you accuse him of trying to get over.

- Out of nowhere, you kick your boss and give him the Stone Cold Stunner.

- You’re getting beat up in a bar fight, but you honestly believe that with a little crowd support, you can turn this thing around.

- You watch the news and wonder if the ‘extremely graphic images’ were done by blading, capsule or hardway.