The following article came to my attention over the weekend.

Absolute gold, I hope this bloke (when he recovers) never askes her for a haircut or assistance with a back-crack-n-sack….

Woman stabs lover in sex game

A CANADIAN woman has pleaded guilty to stabbing her boyfriend, nearly killing him, in a botched sex game in which he asked her to carve a heart-shaped symbol on his chest.

Catherine McCoubrey, 25, was sentenced to three years’ probation for the February 2007 assault, said the daily Winnipeg Free Press.

The couple had been drinking alcohol and were engaged in “rough sex” when the boyfriend egged her on, said the paper. She agreed, but accidentally pressed the knife too deep.

The 24-year-old victim was rushed to hospital with a puncture wound to his heart and was not expected to live, but has since recovered.

I watched in amazement last night as the great Takeover Target won the Krisflyer International Sprint Group 1 race in Singapore. He didn’t flog them, he was challenged for the lead by another Australian horse, Magnus as they straightened but TT knuckled down and went on to break the 1200 meter track record with a sizzling 1.08.8, outstanding!

All this for a purchase price of $1200. Former NSW Cab driver Joe Janiak saw something in this horse that know one else did and it has paid off for him bigtime. 6 Group 1 wins to his name and another trip around the world for owner and horse.

In my opinion a 12 year old girl could ride this thing to a win but Jay Ford rode the horse again and good luck to him, 10% is 10% in anyone’s language. I just wish he could do the same thing with the Fangsta!.

Other results from the weekend saw Valentino Rossi win Le Mans Moto GP in dominant fashion to gain the lead in the world championship.

Rampant Lion should have won the Doomben Cup but lost to the reinvigorated Sarrera.

Luke Nolen is still dead in my opinion.

Tim Sheens gave his star five-eighth Benji Marshal and absolute pizzling about his atrocious defence in the Tigers gutsy win over the nights on Sunday. Some of Tim’s comments were pretty harsh but fairly accurate.

And finally Sonny Bill Williams is apparently having a sook about his situation with the doggies. It wasn’t more than 6 weeks ago Sonny was on television bagging Willie Mason for turning his back on his beloved dogs and now SBW is having a crack. In all seriousness he had better start performing on the field rather than flapping his jaw like a spoilt 13 year old. He ain’t as good as all the talk has had him and I would know, I was paying some big wraps over the past few years. He is pissed off that he can’t play for NSW in the Origin, well I wouldn’t even pick him on his latest form!

Stop going on TV and talking SBW, start going on the field and dominating. You may just find that your disappointment with the dogs suddenly clears up.