The lost Amazon tribe clearly broke the rules of engagement last week as they fired weapons at a reconnaissance plane. It was a clear violation of the Geneva Convention and yet our world leaders stay silent. I am very disappointed. There are clearly giga litres of oil buried under their huts and we are letting these terrorists just sit on it.

I went on Google maps to inspect their village and it all became clear. The dudes who are painted orange are the ones who are doing the drilling and wearing the safety Hi Vis gear while the dudes who are all black are the poor niffs who have to go in a cap a new found well. We must invade and lower oil prices…..

Yes, yet another solution provided by notasmartman.com.

Not sure if everyone is aware of it as I am still finding people who have never used it…… But for the uninitiated I can confirm Google maps is awesome. You can zoom in on the majority of the world in either satellite view or map view. Satellite view is good for interest sake and map view is an excellent resource to determine your route. You can even put in where you are and where you want to go and the good people at google maps will tell you how to get there.