Dell was back and gone just as quickly. You can build yourself up as much as you like but a quick crack to the jaw can end all your dreams.

Stradbroke gone again, I am still to ever back a winner in this great race. Black Ink came round the bend and led well but started paddling about 300 from home. Good win for Mr Baritone, I must admit I never even looked at its form…. maybe next year.

Matt Hughes lost at UFC 85. A little disappointing to me as a huge Hughes fan but you can’t stop father time. He spruiked a fight with Matt Sera is still on the cards so we can all hope these to blokes can finally sort out there huge problem with each other.

Kimi Raikonen was taken out by that dirty rotten cheat Lewis Hamilton. A worse cheat I have not seen since Ayrton Senna graced the scene. Did anyone see this GP, me and 2 other mates tried to record this GP and were unsuccessful, can anyone explain this?

I noticed the odds for the Moto GP of spain were Casey Stoner $1.19, Valentino Rossey $1.40, Danny Pedrosa $1.70 and some other niff at $1.90. Gee thanks TAB, never were you more generous with your odds. Congrats to Pedrosa on a great upset win.

The Socceroos lost in a major way on the weekend. Everyone is saying its not the goalies fault, leave him alone, it’s the teams fault not just the goalie. As a former goalie let me say this, its not the teams fault at all, it was all goalie. What sort of half arsed piece of crap goalie is this guy, worst play I have seen in all my time watching Australian sport. If only this country would show some passion and burn his effigy!!!

I need your help, please advise you most solid favourite I can putt $300 dollars on this week. I risk an effigy burning if I stuff this up…