If you want to make the trek up to PNG and have a crack at the Kokoda track then more power to you. But fair suck of the sav sir sooks-a-lot, you can’t expect for our government to provide you with toilets along the way. I must ask again, did we win the freaking Powerball draw last week or something? Surely there are more pressing issues that our money can be used to resolve other than providing drop dunnies for these tourists.

If you are that dead set keen on having a crack at Kokoda then I reckon you should get out in the boondoo and practice some squat turds before you go.

There is also some talk of installing bins along the way to stem the ever growing piles of rubbish. Surely if you are going up there carrying all your food you can make the effort to bring your rubbish back with you. I struggle with the mentality of people who think it is such an honour to make the trek of our war heroes and just leave there rubbish all over the shop.

It’s a place of respect not your lounge room you flag touting tourist and don’t even try and turn this on me niffers. If I were going to do this trek (yes highly unlikely) I would be sure to pay respect to the track and uphold the condition in which I found it, barring a few squat turds off in the boondoo along the way.

Kenny and his whole band of anti turd squatters can go to Dreamworld if they don’t like it. Their ideologies are very closely aligned, also Dreamworld has public toilets out their ying yangs.