I was thinking to myself how lame those niff nuff twits sitting out in the rain in front of the new Apple store in Sydney last night and today. What drives someone to spend spare time, in some cases time off work, to be first to enter the doors of a new shop? These same types of people can be seen waiting in line 3 days before the release of tickets to movies and concerts.

I then remembered back a few years to when I was sitting in a bar with a few mates enjoying a beer and a punt on the horses when one of the friends wives walked in and was astonished at what we were doing. “How can you be bothered sitting there all day drinking beers and betting money on animals?” I thought to myself, well fair enough, you think what we are doing is a waste of time just as I think walking around a shop wasting money on unnecessary luxury clothes/shoes is a waste of time.

Just goes to show I am right and anyone not enjoying time with friends and more importantly drinking is just a philistine. Yes I realise the irony, or as Rambo would say, ironing in saying this. However, I am right and there ain’t no one out there that’s gonna learn me different.