You guys gonna be ok over there in the land of the long white turd? I thought the English could sook a good game but you guys take the cake.

From when I was knee high to a clip round the ears I knew in the hard and fast rules of cricket, specifically, that out of the batsman scrambling through for a run and the poor old bowler trying to pull up after delivering a ball that the bowler has “right of way” as the rule books states.

Apparently not in Kiwi land, where, to have a man dressed in women’s clothing posing as prime minister is considered “acsseeptabeel” behaviour. You niffy nuffy twitanorts believe that the rules of more than 100 years should be adjusted to suit your sparrow-hearted views.

You suck, your whole country sux and as far as I am concerned you can go hang out in the poofter bars with your “freely elected leader” and the rest of your rugby league / union sides.

Some comparisons for you think about before you open your mouth in the world of opinion.

Your Russell Crowe is our Mel Gibson’s bitch
Your Brian McMillan couldn’t out bat our…….ummm…. Kim Hughes
Your Americas Cup win was Special Olympics to our real Olympics
Your Miss Universe would fetch an average price on our lamb markets

Check mate kiwi losers

Know your role and shut your mouths