Here we are once again at a major opportunity in Lleyton Hewitt’s career and I can tell you already that he is not up to it. The fact he has announced the upcoming birth of his new baby to me shows he has no belief in himself or his ability to win against Federer. I am sorry to say Australia pins its hopes to someone not up to the job. Facts are facts and that is the case. I will sit back and watch my $10 turn into a massive $10.50, however on an annual basis that is better than the bank and safer than houses.

Whilst I would give my left testicle to have an ounce of Lleyton’s ability (or money) I find I am constantly thinking to myself during his matches that I could out-strategise his opponent with his ability every single time. He constantly demonstrates one of the weakest sporting minds going in world sport.

People have given the great white shark a pizzling over the last week due to his expectations of a private wedding, some of them even attacking his career. For tournaments won and dollars returned the shark remains one of the best returning sportsmen on the planet leaving Ley Ley a distant nine hundred thousandth.

Not to take anything away from Roger Federer, the bloke is just top form and has a sporting mind that Lleyton would just dream about. He just seems to be able to do the maths mid point and realise that a hard cross court is gonna be enough to put him off balance for the straight drive you are planning next shot. Go Roger I just wish I could secure better odds about you!

A lazy weekend where a game of poker dominated. Not well enough to attack anyone this week so will bring you another form of entertainment.

Here are two of my favourite clips from my favourite TV show. Larry David is the king of Television in my opinion.

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Larry mixes up an obituary….

Larry is upset by a “soft” fold in a card game.