Thanks for nothing you useless bits of so-called technology. Apparently you niffs don’t know the difference between a road and a freaking dirt road. Both Google Maps and Tom Tom Navigator think that the Fitzroy Developmental road is suitable to drive on in a two wheel drive sedan. Rest assured dear reader, it is not. Well not if has recently been raining.

I have also found that dirt roads with the term ‘developmental’ in them are not conducive to the supply of much needed petrol stations.

My arse is also frightfully sore from the pounding it took….

If any of you niffers know how to update Tom Tom 6 navigator to avoid the dirt track please feel free to pass on this knowledge. Because I think the Tom Tom can be adjusted I will spare it from the following spay.

Dear Google,

You are a useless bunch of self important niffers!! If I were not receiving a substantial income from your advertising on this web site I would sue you and your map making morons. Steer me wrong again and you will receive a search request on directions for “my fist to meet your faces”. After that I will request directions to “your heart” and yes, I will stipulate dirt tracks only!!

Regards,

Notasmartman