As I flicked through the dial last night I happened on the end of the truly hard hitting news show A Current Affair. As I pondered suicide a story come on about women in their 30’s being unable to find a partner due to an apparent “man drought”.

Amusing as this was I thought I should watch the story to see what scientific evidence they had to back up this drought claim. The only ‘evidence’ presented was the testimony of 3 women who have scoured the dating scene and come up empty, thus the conclusion of a drought. The cause of the problem is that apparently the men prefer the younger women and no one is interested in the slightly older women. Thank you captain obvious! My concern is that these women are unable to deduct that they should be pursuing men older than them ie. The 33 year old male prefers a 23 year old partner perhaps these women should be chasing the 43 year old men?

But that won’t do, these women are unwilling to accept that. Unfortunately these women (I love saying that by the way) these women refuse to accept the fact that they have painted themselves into a corner.

Their biological clocks are running out of battery power
Their looks are slowly ummm lets be nice ..changing
They are not rich enough to buy a house and have a sperm donor baby
Their personalities are ‘borderline’ proven by the fact that they are still single

And they think that men are going to go out of their ways to imprison themselves (get married/shack up) with them?

It is the man with the upper hand in this negotiation and it is time you started to understand your position. You won’t attract a suitable mate with the heifer type behaviour you continue to employ. Maybe you should take a class in ‘how to please men’?

Ladies, the ball is in your court.