Why the hell do they wrap these bastards in clips, trace paper, ribbons, bits of string, plastic covering, plastic button clips, cardboard collar supports and worst of the worst those freaking little pins!!!!

Surely pins in stuck in random areas of newly purchased clothing is a huge safety factor? Its just a matter of time really until some poor unsuspecting bugger pokes and eye out with one when he goes up to scratch his ear. Where the hell are those precious workplace health and safety people when you have a real problem? Probably at the pub giggling at how much they can charge the government per hour for consulting fees that’s where.

Just when you have sorted through all the BS and beaten the maze of wrapping/packing crap you try it on and it doesn’t fit. “Oh” says the niff sales assistant “yes, that shirt does have a small cut, that’s right”. Smaller cut!!!!!!????? Why the hell do these show pony good for nothing clothing companies want to be different and have a different sizing regime to the industry standard.

Note to clothing industry, sort yourselves out and standardise on a world wide universal sizing methodology or I will walk store to store and introduce your staff to the universal version of PAIN!