I am looking forward to the weekend with beers, bets and other scaly wag activities planned.

If you’re at Doomben this Saturday keep an eye out for me. I will be up in the rich prick section in a box with 5 other yobbos. If a half finished stubby of Tooheys New hits you in the back of the head you will know that it has not come from my group… None of us would EVER waste beer.

Ok because you have made the effort to come here I am going to give you the best value bet in a two horse race of the year. Hawthorn to beat Geelong at the juicy odds of $2.65

In the league Melbourne should beat Cronulla but the loss of Cameron Smith is a bit of a concern. I am already on Melbourne for the GF so will watch this from the sidelines.

I have a funny feeling the Warriors are on a roll and may just roll through the Sea Eagles on Saturday night. The odds of $3.00 for the Kiwis to win seems a bridge to far, the mind says no but the heart says maybe. If you are looking for something a little surer, GET ON Ruben Wiki rendering some poor sod unconscious!

Others to follow are

Randwick Race 2 – Number 1 ‘Fiumicino’

Randwick Race 6 – Number 1 ‘Niconero’
To just run down a front running ‘Ashikaga’

Randwick Race 8 – Number 2 ‘Danzipo’

Happy punting