Archive for September, 2008

Sep 04 2008

Fedor Emelianenko

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In keeping with the many many comments asking for more and more information about MMA fights please find the below fight between Russian, Fedor Emelianenko who is generally currently accepted as the best heavyweight in the world taking on the biggest (tallest) heavyweight in the world in Hong Man Choi. The size difference is extrodanary, Choi is 7 foot 2, but technique usually wins over brute force.

A special note goes out to IASM who made this fight depicting an giant Asian dude getting beaten by a White Honky possible.

Just to prove Hong Man Choi is not a complete niff here is another one of his fights.

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Sep 03 2008

UFC88

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This Sunday sees undefeated fighter and season 2 winner of the ultimate fighter reality show (heavyweight division) Rashad Evans take on Chuck “The Iceman” Liddell. The winner is a strong chance to take on Forrest Griffin for the UFC light heavyweight championship while the loser will step back into the abyss of endless talent at the 205 pound weight class. Very important for both men and I can’t split them for sure. Betting markets have Liddell a strong favourite paying $1.40 against Evans’s $2.85. For value I would be having a little nibble at Evans but Liddell should prove tough to beat. I look forward to it.

The rest of the card looks pretty good to me as well with Rich Franklin looking to step back up in weight and take on wrestling axe and interestingly deaf fighter, Matt Hamil. Dan Henderson is also back and looks to avenge his last 2 losses, in which he lost both of his Pride titles (in name). I don’t think I would like to take on a pissed of Henderson so I think Palhares may be best advised to stay home with the sniffles.

Here is a full list of the main card FYI.

Light Heavyweight Bout: Chuck Liddell vs. Rashad Evans
Light Heavyweight Bout: Rich Franklin vs. Matt Hamill
Welterweight Bout: Karo Parisyan vs. Yoshiyuki Yoshida
Middeweight Bout: Dan Henderson vs. Rousimar Palhares
Middleweight Bout: Nate Marquardt vs. Martin Kampmann

If your keen give me a yell and I see if I can hook you up. But most of you pansies will be celebrating fathers day so enjoy your families while I watch blokes bash the shite out of each other.

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Sep 02 2008

Orgasm Story Theif

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Dear News of the World. Please don’t sue me as I am busy with work for the next two days so I am lifting your chick with multiple orgasm story for todays post. I found it entertaining and exciting, does anyone know where Sarah lives or have her phone number?

PRETTY Sarah Carmen is a 200-a-day orgasm girl who gets good, good, GOOD vibrations from almost anything. The rumble of a train on the tracks, the purr of a hairdryer, the rhythmic drone of a photo-copier are all enough to make her go oh oh oh, ahhhhh. She had FIVE orgasms during our 40-minute interview. But I can’t take the credit—it was just talking about her sex life that set her off.

Sarah, 24, suffers from Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome (PSAS), which increases blood flow to the sex organs. She said: “Sometimes I have so much sex to try to calm myself down I get bored of it. And men I sleep with don’t seem to make as much effort because I climax so easily.”

As she chatted, Sarah became increasingly flustered.

“Sorry, you’ll have to excuse me for a minute. I’ll be with you in a sec,” she mumbled before letting out a long sigh. Sarah, from London, developed PSAS after being prescribed anti-depressants at 19.

She believes her condition was brought on by the pills. She said: “Within a few weeks I just began to get more and more aroused more and more of the time and I just kept having endless orgasms. “It started off in bed where sex sessions would last for hours and my boyfriend would be stunned at how many times I would orgasm.

“Then it would happen after sex. I’d be thinking about what we’d done in bed and I’d start feeling a bit flushed, then I’d become aroused and climax. “In six months I was having 150 orgasms a day—and it has been as many as 200.” She and her boyfriend split— and new partners struggle to keep up with her sex demands. “Often, I’ll want to wear myself out by having as many orgasms as I can so they stop and I can get some peace,” she said.

Sarah is a beautician and working in salons filled with whirring hairdryers and skincare gadgets can cause problems. “If I start coughing and run to the loo, the girls know to fetch the client a magazine or a cup of tea,” she said, adding, “Sometimes I’d like to just have a normal life.”

Sarah says the Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome that she suffers from can cause her to have orgasm at any time of day. She explained: “Anything can set me off. Even the hairdryers cause funny pulsations through my body. “As a skin care specialist I have to use tools which vibrate a lot of the time for micro-dermabrasion and they sometimes set me off. “I find if I’m nervous I’m less likely to get over-excited. So sometimes I try to psyche myself up and worry to control my orgasms. “Some of my regular customers know my problem. But with new clients it’s hard to explain. “I have been in the middle of a treatment and it’s happened and I’ve had to carry on. “I was doing a bikini wax and you have to really concentrate and keep your hands very still, and mine go a bit wobbly when I orgasm. “I had to pretend I had cramp in my foot and just stood there wriggling around on the spot and stifling my moans until it was over.”

Sarah’s friends think she is the luckiest girl ever, although her family think her behaviour is sometimes slightly odd. She said: “The best way to describe how I am when I am with my family and I have one of my ‘moments’ is that I behave like Sheila from Shameless. “I just get a bid giddy and yelp out and try to control myself. I’ve never sat down and explained it to my mum and dad. “They just think I get a bit hyperactive round them. “My friends think it’s great. I have more orgasms in one day than most of them will probably have in a year. “They say to me that they feel lucky if their boyfriend makes them have one orgasm-some days I have one every ten minutes.”

It has proved to be a problem for Sarah in some relationships. She said: “I dated one guy who was very selfish and he was that way in the bedroom too. He’d just lie back and expect me to please him. “He just figured that because I could climax without him even having to touch me, he didn’t need to do anything to please me. “I just thought that was rude and inconsiderate. It didn’t last very long with him.”

Sarah has even been to a Sex Addicts’ Anonymous meeting in despair over her sex drive. She said: “At first when the problem started I just wanted to have sex all the time, I thought I was a sex addict. “But when I looked around the room and heard the stories other people told, about how desperate they were for sex, I realised I wasn’t like them.

“With me, it was a means of releasing my orgasm, but now I know I don’t have to have sex to do that.” Sarah has looked into the condition and believes it may have been triggered by her taking anti-depressants. She said: “I’ve found studies that say that taking anti-depressants and then stopping has an effect on the sexual organs. That is the only thing that explains what happens to me. “But I’ve heard of other girls who have the same problem and it just appears out of the blue. I’ve spoken to my doctor about it but she wasn’t a great deal of help but that’s mainly because there’s very little known about it and no one yet knows how to cure it.”

Thanks to her understanding friends and colleagues, Sarah feels like she can now live with PSAS. She said: “I’m lucky because people around me are very kind and appreciate that sometimes this is a problem for me and it can be embarrassing. “I need to concentrate on something sad or worrying when I talk to people and I don’t want to get carried away.”

During our 40-minute interview, Sarah told us she had five orgasms. Years of dealing with the problem means that sometimes she can hide it quite well. Her voice goes high pitched and she will lose her train of thought and have to stop talking completely for a few seconds. She says disguises this by coughing when she is in awkward situations.

“But it’s also nice to have so much excitement every day! It’s strange because it came from nowhere and I guess it could go away just as quickly, so I’m making the most of it while it lasts!”

(This article was originally published in the News of the World on By Matthew Acton, 04/11/2007)

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Sep 01 2008

Couture Vs Lesnar

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The big rumour doing the rounds is that former pro wrestler turned MMA (mixed martial arts) fighter Brock Lesnar and former five time UFC champion Randy Couture are in serious negotiations to fight in November.

This is huge news to any fan of MMA!!

Couture quit as UFC heavyweight champion last year, Sonny Bill Williams style, and walked out on a contract with two fights left on it. Since then it has been a legal bitch slap-a-thon with Couture sooking about not getting enough money and the UFC wondering why the sudden change of heart after signing a contract. Couture also wants to fight Russian champion Fedor Emelianenko (undefeated since 2000) who the UFC have had no success signing.

In the mean time the UFC has signed MMA newcomer Brock Lesnar who has attracted huge interest due to his following from his pro wrestling days where he had previously achieved the title of WWE Champion. Yes I know that a WWE champion doesn’t hold much stock in the world of ‘real’ fighting but it does hold stock with millions of pro wrestling fans around the world. This coupled with the fact the Lesnar totally dominated his much more experienced, credentialed and respected opponent Heath Herring at UFC87 leads me to believe that Randy is warming to a UFC return.

With the two fights that Couture still has left on his contract he may be trying to convince the UFC to let him out of this contract if he is willing to fight Lesnar in one last UFC fight. This would be a huge numbers PPV and could possibly break all previous PPV records, giving Couture and the UFC a huge pay day and allowing him to pursue Emelianenko in any organization.

Either way, at 45 years of age Couture had better start considering negotiation rather than legal options soon, father time waits for no one.

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