I have spent the last three days secluded at a winery in the beautiful Hunter Valley. Only problem was each day I would rise and shine early, have breakfast, then lock myself in a conference room for hours on end speaking of subject matter, that would interest less than 0.000000000001 percent of the worlds population, to 20 other niffs. Yes I had the time of my life.

But now as I sit in my hotel room nursing a broken spirit and looking forward to a plane ride home I thought I should tend to my flock (even though I have a piddly dial up connection). As I flicked the TV dial tonight I came across an inspired interview with Bob Carr former premier of NSW. During this interview all Mr Carr could talk about was the environment and how the governments of today are doing nowhere near enough to rectify this ‘global warming’

WHAT!!!!?

Like Al Gore and other former politicians who have had their time in power Mr Carr is now trying to tell us what should be done. I am sorry El’Dipshit didn’t you just have a crack at the job? And now that you have finished you can’t just shuffle off gracefully can you? No, you will have a dig at all and sundry including the bloke who is trying to pick up the pieces of your mess.

At least Peter Beattie has run off to LA to ‘lecture’ over there and John Howard has kept his thoughts relatively to himself. I can’t stand these Monday morning quarter backs trying to tell us what’s going wrong and how we should try and fix it. You had your chance champ and whether you stuffed it up or weather you feel like you succeeded perhaps you should keep the interviews to a minimum.

Maybe write a blog … and if you do real good and I mean real good, you just may be as successful as I am.