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In other news my mate John Daly has made the news by smashing some limp wristed niffs camera. Apparently the limp wristed niff shoved the camera quite close to the wild things face and flashed a shot. Well, I am not sure about you but a close up unexpected flash from a camera can be pretty annoying. I think the limp wristed niff got off lightly with a smashed camera. Had it been me he would have had the enjoyment of receiving the full length of my driver up his clacker head first. I would have then proceeded to complete the round with the niff hanging off the club. Messy darts if you have a brand new $1200 Taylor Made R7 but happy days for my Maxfli bargain bin special with sky marks all over the bastard.

I like ‘Black Minx’ for the Gold Edition Plate in Brisbane

‘Actions’ in Race 3 in Toowoomba and

‘Royal Ida’ in Adelaide…. I think these 3 may get a place all up crack.

Get on or go home and sook….