Here we go again. Every halfwit with an opinion is into Prince Harry about his racist remarks, disgusted by his apparent lack of respect for the nation of Pakistan.

“Our little Paki friend” is racist how? The dude is from Pakistan. Please let me know if the term Paki has some sort of hidden meaning I am not aware of. I am sure some of you out there will have some fictional reason for this.

If someone called me a “little Aussie friend” I wouldn’t get upset. If the Paki called Harry his “little Pommy friend” I would doubt he would get upset either. Nevertheless every sook to comb a beard is tearing up at the moment.

Even a sacred cow of the Pakistani banking system (a truly honourable industry no doubt) has come out with “He should not have said it. I condemn his words. I was very surprised. I profoundly condemn it.” Oh he profoundly condemns it? Wow that has so much more meaning.

The cow continued “That word he used is a hate word and should never be used against any Pakistani. Prince Harry should apologise to the Pakistani Army and to the Pakistani Government for this. I cannot accept his apology unless they first accept his apology.”

Well I am not quite sure what it feels like to be verbally admonished by an industry leader from a foreign country but the sweet smell of leather glove slapping Harry’s cheek should still be prevalent as you read this.

Are you ok Pakistan? You all right mate? Is the sun still gonna rise tomorrow? A bigger bunch of sparrow hearted whingers I do not recall. I am now happy we don’t bother travelling to your piddly excuse for a nation to flog you in cricket. Do your self a favour, you stay on your side of the developing world and we will stay on our side of the developed world. Next time we need your advice we will ask India.