I had the misfortune last night to flick the TV over to channel 10 where I caught the tale end of a show called ‘Guerrilla Gardeners’. What an absolute pile of dog turd this show is. In fact I would venture as far to say that anyone on the show, filming the show, associated with the show or even likes the show should be wiped off the face of the planet. It may seem extreme but if I see these glorified graffiti artists destroying anything in my travels I will launch my car or fists at them with lethal intent to end their miserable existence. These dregs of society and anyone who goes along with them are, I believe, the main problem with society and the sooner and out of control bus takes them out the better.

Where do these derelict druggos come by the opinion that what they are doing improves anything?

I notice at the end of the show where a Volkswagen beetle was cut in half and turned into two separate flower boxes that one of the niffs had the forethought to secure the car wheels “so no drunks push it out into the street after a game of football or something”. Gee thanks for thinking of us mate but all you have done is make it harder for the pore old council workers to drag your dog turd art onto the back of a garbage truck.

Here’s a thought you half arsed artists, go home sit at the end of your bed, have a long think about the oxygen you have stolen from us during your pitiful existence and paint the walls and roof of your bedroom with your own blood courtesy of a 357 magnum shot through the skull. That would be a work of art to behold you bunch of niff nuffs!