Anyone who thinks fashion is important is a niff! I was unfortunate enough to catch some of the Fashion Awards show that went to air live on national tv last week and thought that at best, the whole room could have been set on fire. You of those who find my statements disagreeable have nothing but cotton buds for brains.

I luckily figured out fashion at a very young age. There is only so much these “creative genius’s” can “create”. I mean other than pants, shirts, skirts and dresses what more can they do. NOTHING!! Nothing other than recycle subtle variances of the above and claim themselves artists worthy of fancy awards on television shows.

Oh and they can also go on TV and with questionable accents* shovel crap all over people like me who wear the same clothes, in or out of fashion. They sit there with their fancy recycled shirt and ridiculously expensive, lets face it, pair of jeans (no magic here) and their designer sunglasses resting comfortably on their forehead and dribble on about who is wearing this and who looks horrible in that.

Now that I have that out of my system I must object to Rove McManus’s current choice of on air clothing. What the hell is a suit jacket with a picture t-shirt underneath?

FAIL Rove, fail.

Lets go back to togas and sandals!