As per a previous discussion on this page where I lamented my lunchtime meal boredom I have come across some interesting new lunch time options for you to consider. Please note you may die or get horribly sick eating these.

1. Scallop Butty

White bread buttered with butter & peanut butter on it. You then whack a “just out of the deep fry” potato scallop in the middle, add some salt and enjoy.

Whilst it doesn’t sound to good give it a trundle before you knock it.

2. The McReef-N-Beef

Purchase a Quarter Pounder from McDonalds.

Purchase a Fillet-O-Fish from McDonalds.

Open the Quarter Pounder up, put the Fillet-O-Fish inside and close the burger back up and squash together. Have not tried it yet but apparently it “goes all right”.

3. Chips and Vinegar

This is not all that creative but it is something I had not tried for a long time. For a change ask for some chips from the fish and chip shop and get some vinegar put on them. Not bad darts.

4. Beetroot Special

A subtle variation on the world famous peanut butter sandwich is the peanut butter and beetroot sandwich. This sounds like a bad combination but again what is pleasant to the ear and what is pleasant to the taste are quite often different so if you have some left over beetroot whack some of that on a peanut butter sandwich and enjoy.

5. The Pie Burger

Invented by a diesel fitter many years ago to maximise food intake over a short smoko break. Purchase a hamburger, open it up and stick a meat pie in there, squirt in some tomato sauce, close it back up and have a napkin nearby. She a bit messy.

What other weird and wonderful lunchtime combos have we got?