Archive for April, 2009

Apr 20 2009

Office pranks part 2and a bit

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An oldy but a Goody…. we have some further office pranks to add to the list as follows

1. I had the pleasure of being assigned to go over to the tool store and get a long weight. And I got one.

2. Set an apprentice up with a fake random drug test the day after Big Day out.

3. For those of you in offices, leave a little post it note with a phone message……Please phone Amanda Wrinn (insert fruit shop number here).

4. Leave a post it note for them to ring Barry Mundie (insert fish and chip shop number here)

5.Leave a post it note for them to ring Sue Ridge (insert water treatment facility number here)

6. Leave a post it note for them to ring Rick O’Shea (insert rifle range phone number here)

7. Swap the m and n keys on their keyboard. Bonus points if m or n is in their password!

8. Put Glad wrap across the top of there coffee cup

9. Swap all of their office draws around

10. On their stick tape dispense use some scissors to partially cut the tape. When the pull it to use the tape rips and they then have to reload the machine.

11. Sticky tape their phone clicker down so when they pick up the phone it continues to ring.

12. Put sticky tape over the ear piece speaker making it difficult to hear the person ringing.

13. Stick tape you initial on their chair with the stick side up. They then walk around with your initial on there arse all day.

14. Wind their clock back so the are working back later than everyone.

15. Join all their paper clips together

what else?

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Apr 16 2009

Quote of the day 16th April 2009

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From the Sydney Morning Herald here, a top publication may I add. *Discloses very small ownership in this newspaper.

By no means do I wish to offend the victim or his family but the following was indeed published.

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A body found wrapped in carpet and dumped in a disused mine in South Australia is that of an Adelaide man missing for more than four years.

“We are treating the death as suspicious” Inspector Gray said.

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Thank you Inspector Gray! I thought he may have committed suicide! I can picture him rolling himself up into a carpet, hopping to the edge of the mine then jumping in hoping to suffer a lethal injury from the fall.

Ok it is Thursday night and you all know I like to indulge in some gambling on the weekends so here are my selections.

  • Sir Slick in the Doncaster in Sydney – I got him at 151-1 – cheer him home!
  • Apache Cat in the TJ Smith in Sydney – Tough to beat Takeover Target but should!
  • I Am Invincible (not me the horse) – Race 6 in Adelaide – Leads start to finish again!
  • $1.62 about the Broncos to beat Penrith is the deal of the millennium GET ON!
  • Mark Webber to win a rain soaked Chinese GP at $21 ….. is it April Fools again?

A most enjoyable weekend for me coming up with the gallops, UFC 97 and the Chinese GP. To the boys I will see, get yourselves ready! To the dude letting me stay at his house…. get some beer in the freakin fridge NOW! and to the people who intend getting in my way…. good luck but get ready to be put to sleep.

Night Night from you mate SJ (not such a smart man)

You alright mate? you ok?

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Apr 15 2009

Some Comments from the Oracle of Omaha

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Just a taste of the great man. His openness on his own mistakes is a most refreshing outlook in this day and age of relentless self-promotion.

Businesses – The Great, the Good and the Gruesome

Let’s take a look at what kind of businesses turn us on. And while we’re at it, let’s also discuss what we wish to avoid.

Charlie and I look for companies that have a) a business we understand; b) favorable long-term economics; c) able and trustworthy management; and d) a sensible price tag. We like to buy the whole business or, if management is our partner, at least 80%. When control-type purchases of quality aren’t available, though, we are also happy to simply buy small portions of great businesses by way of stockmarket purchases. It’s better to have a part interest in the Hope Diamond than to own all of a rhinestone.

A truly great business must have an enduring “moat” that protects excellent returns on invested capital. The dynamics of capitalism guarantee that competitors will repeatedly assault any business “castle” that is earning high returns.

Now let’s move to the gruesome. The worst sort of business is one that grows rapidly, requires significant capital to engender the growth, and then earns little or no money. Think airlines. Here a durable competitive advantage has proven elusive ever since the days of the Wright Brothers. Indeed, if a farsighted capitalist had been present at Kitty Hawk, he would have done his successors a huge favor by shooting Orville down.

On his mistakes

(in the 1970’s) Tom Murphy, then running Capital Cities Broadcasting, called and offered me the Dallas-Fort Worth NBC station for $35 million. The station came with the Fort Worth paper that Capital Cities was buying, and under the “cross-ownership” rules Murph had to divest it. I knew that TV stations were See’s-like businesses that required virtually no capital investment and had excellent prospects for growth. They were simple to run and showered cash on their owners. Moreover, Murph, then as now, was a close friend, a man I admired as an extraordinary manager and outstanding human being. He knew the television business forward and backward and would not have called me unless he felt a purchase was certain to work. In effect Murph whispered “buy” into my ear. But I didn’t listen.

In 2006, the station earned $73 million pre-tax, bringing its total earnings since I turned down the deal to at least $1 billion – almost all available to its owner for other purposes. Moreover, the property now has a capital value of about $800 million. Why did I say “no”? The only explanation is that my brain had gone on vacation and forgot to notify me. (My behavior resembled that of a politician Molly Ivins once described: “If his I.Q. was any lower, you would have to water him twice a day.”)

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I made an even worse mistake when I said “yes” to Dexter, a shoe business I bought in 1993 for $433 million in Berkshire stock (25,203 shares of A). What I had assessed as durable competitive advantage vanished within a few years. But that’s just the beginning: By using Berkshire stock, I compounded this error hugely. That move made the cost to Berkshire shareholders not $400 million, but rather $3.5 billion. In essence, I gave away 1.6% of a wonderful business – one now valued at $220 billion
– to buy a worthless business.

To date, Dexter is the worst deal that I’ve made. But I’ll make more mistakes in the future – you can bet on that. A line from Bobby Bare’s country song explains what too often happens with acquisitions:

“I’ve never gone to bed with an ugly woman, but I’ve sure woke up with a few.”

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Last year I made a major mistake of commission (and maybe more; this one sticks out). Without urging from Charlie or anyone else, I bought a large amount of ConocoPhillips stock when oil and gas prices were near their peak. I in no way anticipated the dramatic fall in energy prices that occurred in the last half of the year. I still believe the odds are good that oil sells far higher in the future than the current $40-$50 price. But so far I have been dead wrong. Even if prices should rise,
moreover, the terrible timing of my purchase has cost Berkshire several billion dollars.

And finally on private equity

Some years back our competitors were known as “leveraged-buyout operators.” But LBO became a bad name. So in Orwellian fashion, the buyout firms decided to change their moniker. What they did not change, though, were the essential ingredients of their previous operations, including their cherished fee structures and
love of leverage.

Their new label became “private equity,” a name that turns the facts upside-down: A purchase of a business by these firms almost invariably results in dramatic reductions in the equity portion of the acquiree’s capital structure compared to that previously existing. A number of these acquirees, purchased only two to three years ago, are now in mortal danger because of the debt piled on them by their private-equity buyers.

Much of the bank debt is selling below 70¢ on the dollar, and the public debt has taken a far greater beating. The private equity firms, it should be noted, are not rushing in to inject the equity their wards now desperately need. Instead, they’re keeping their remaining funds very private.

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Apr 14 2009

A badge for singles

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Note. Footy tipping comp table updated.

I read an article recently regarding a new plan for the single people in society to wear a badge so that other single people will know they are available.

I think a few hundred years ago somebody else had a similar idea. However their idea worked in reverse. If you were in a committed long term relationship both parties in this relationship would give each other special rings. Not only did the people who were married know what these rings meant it also was a sign to single people that the people wearing these specific rings.

I for one am sick and tired of talking to chicks that have boyfriends. If you are in a long term committed relationship get freakin married!! Don’t make me waste minute after minute chatting to you if you are taken, nothing annoys me more (excluding guerrilla gardeners).

Ha ha yes very funny, I know what you are all thinking out there. These girls are chatting to you and not liking what they see or hear and calling an audible and changing the play at the line of scrimmage. They suddenly pretend that they have a boyfriend to get away from my charms. Uh uh, I can be most impressive when on the chop so that is in no way what happens. Besides, I follow some of these girls to their homes to check…… just jokes.

I propose a new set of rules as follows.

If you have been going out with the same dude for more than 14.5 months. Get a dam ring on your finger or get out!

If you buy a house with some dude. Get a dam ring on your finger!

If you are a lesbian and hate men. Get a dam ring on your finger!

Other than this I am starting a new regime of chopping anything that does not have a ring on its finger. So boys, if you want to keep you girlfriend to yourself I suggest you call the priest and book a date cause I am coming for what is owed!

ufc97poster

Sunday arvo, my joint, $5 cover charge, talk to me.

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Apr 13 2009

Unfashionable

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Anyone who thinks fashion is important is a niff! I was unfortunate enough to catch some of the Fashion Awards show that went to air live on national tv last week and thought that at best, the whole room could have been set on fire. You of those who find my statements disagreeable have nothing but cotton buds for brains.

I luckily figured out fashion at a very young age. There is only so much these “creative genius’s” can “create”. I mean other than pants, shirts, skirts and dresses what more can they do. NOTHING!! Nothing other than recycle subtle variances of the above and claim themselves artists worthy of fancy awards on television shows.

Oh and they can also go on TV and with questionable accents* shovel crap all over people like me who wear the same clothes, in or out of fashion. They sit there with their fancy recycled shirt and ridiculously expensive, lets face it, pair of jeans (no magic here) and their designer sunglasses resting comfortably on their forehead and dribble on about who is wearing this and who looks horrible in that.

Now that I have that out of my system I must object to Rove McManus’s current choice of on air clothing. What the hell is a suit jacket with a picture t-shirt underneath?

rove
FAIL Rove, fail.

Lets go back to togas and sandals!

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Apr 09 2009

Short and sour

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Bit rushed for time at the moment so don’t have much other than some random stuff.

Get on Greg Norman for the Masters. I was able to secure 201 to 1. Hole in one this morning all looks a chance. (Having said that watch him shoot 86).

The Fangsta is injured and will not race for a couple more weeks we believe. Stupid race horse ownership is for the birds.

How hot is the chick on those I Select comercials. The close up shots on the HD TV still show she = HOT.

Still want the cast of guerrilla gardeners taken out into one of those hedge mazes and hunted down like dogs!

Is anyone watching lost still? I tried last night and am… well… lost. Will this show ever come to a head?

Did anyone watch the chicken movie North Melbourne made? Somewhat amusing. If you don’t like seeing toy chickens shoved up ingham chickens then you may not wish to visit www.smh.com.au to watch it in the video section.

Oh and the guy who loses this fight has a mouth as big, if not bigger than Mundine. If you like to see these people put in their place then watch ‘Ruthless’ Robbie Lawler teach Frank ‘Talker Boy’ Trigg a valuble lesson.

Oh and a daily dilbert for you

Dilbert.com

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Apr 07 2009

20 million and a cast of thousands later

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As someone who does a lot of tenders in my day-to-day life I can only imagine the annoyance this morning at the prospective tenders of the Australian Broadband Network. To spend a lot of time and money in putting an offer together only to have your customer “change his mind” is tantamount having a hot pointer up the clacker.

The decision was explained off as none of the proposals met the governments requirements. I would wager that Telstra pulled out of the tendering process weeks ago because they thought that the governments requirements we unachievable for a profit. Which lets face it is pretty important and the reason a lot of things in the world happen.

I am not totally against the network and can see some of the commercial benefits from it but I think the taxpayer should have some joy for fronting the cash to construct the thing. Perhaps owning the dam network would be a start. Instead of building it, selling it off to be controlled by “others”.

If this network is such a huge requirement and needs to be built I suggest the government wind the clock backwards to the mid 90’s as follows. Telstra was sold to the public for $7.40 per share it now languishes in the $3 range. Based on these figure the current market value for Telstra is 41.7 billion. Buy that bastard back for less than half price and use this asset to build the network.

Please do not create a new government group, with all the red tape and politics that go along with them, to build the new broadband network. Please instead purchase back Telstra for 1.3 billion less than your current plan and use their profits to assist along the way

I am sure the group currently responsible for maintaining the existing network will have some ideas on how to proceed with a new and improved network. Well at least I hope so.

Dilbert.com

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