I cannot get this dam song out my of my head. I am truly a fully loaded man!

Does anyone else like it?

Some absolute gold in the world of American sports entertainment is currently underway. NBA Basketball team the Denver Nuggets have unexpectedly made it through to the Wester Conference finals of the NBA playoffs against the LA Lakers (a pretty big thing for a bunch of no hoper gumby’s).

Team owner Stan Kroenke also owns the home stadium the Pepsi Centre a 20,000 odd thousand capacity arena in Denver Colorado. During off weeks or off seasons the stadium is obviously leased or rented to other clients to host non basketball events. One of the stadiums customers is the WWE or World Wrestling Entertainment.

Now this is where it is funny. Kroenke or his company have booked out their stadium to the WWE the very same night that they are scheduled to play a home game against the LA Lakers in on of their biggest games in over 20 years. The WWE has signed all contracts and their date is set in stone for next Monday night for their flagship show Monday night RAW.

Kroenke and Co. is saying terribly sorry there WWE old chap but umm we own the stadium and we are taking over.

WWE Chairman Vince McMahon is suggesting the Kroenke is a complete niff as per the following little movie.

Heaven knows who is going to win or whether something can be worked out but I am betting Vince McMahon will fight to the bitter end about this and as his company name suggests, it should be entertaining.

Will advise of any further comical additions.

UPDATED 2008 NRL Tipping Comp Ladder up above.

That is it! I will never watch league again. After the recent spate of rapings by NRL players against innocent women I thought the game had endured the maximum pain. I was wrong.

As you can see Willy Mason has upset all of us with another blatant act of criminal behaviour. He urinated in public. I am not sure who is worse Matty Johns or Big Willie but I can tell you one thing for sure, league is dead to me. Any game that allows their players to so flagrantly break the rules of society does not deserve my support. The shame David Gallop!

I have never broken a law in my life. I haven’t even so much as farted in church and I expect nothing less from my television sports stars. If big Willie wants to urinate when he is out and about I suggest he do what any one of us honourable citizens do, we quietly piss our pants and endure that warm to cold dampness for as long as it takes.

I notice that the young lady who “broke” this story is a female…. Do I detect some jealousy? Listen don’t hate the player lady hate the game…. Here is a suggestion you can use when you are out and about and need to take a tinkle.

Enjoy

For the last few weeks Jamie Lyon has been telling anyone who will listen that he does not want to play origin football anymore. Basically he said he was retired from rep football. Much debate occurred as a result of this decision none of which made any sense to me. If the bloke doesn’t want to play no one can make him pure and simple.

Then a couple of weeks ago the bright sparks of NSWRL decided to select Lyon from the country team to play against city in the annual city v country game. Further debate occurred as to whether Lyon would play the game or stand aside sighting his “retirement from rep footy” statement as a valid reason not to play. He then defied all logic and played for country for reasons I am not sure of but can only assume he felt sorry for them.

Then today after his Manly side beat a dreadful Parramatta, Lyon made the following statement when asked if he would play for NSW in the origin series “If they pick me, I will play”.

You dirty rotten liar Jamie Lyon!!! You have systematically lied your way through your whole career and you continue to do so. You left Parramatta because you were “home sick” and then promptly moved to England to play super league. You then told your English team that you were retiring back to Australia and did not want to continue your league career anywhere so they release you and now you are back playing full time. And now you lie about not wanting to play origin and look who is suddenly on the cusp of playing. Jamie Liar!

I am actually hopeful he is picked and plays because I do not rate him that highly and think the Queensland back row will tear his lying lips apart.

Ok there are some fights that are big because they decide who wins a title, much like Rashad Evans V Lyoto Machida for the light heavyweight championship on Sunday. There are also other fights that are about more than titles and wins.

A fight like this will also take place this Sunday when Matt Hughes tries to shut the mouth of Matt Serra. These two guys do not like each other at all and this fight has been brewing for nearly two years.

I can’t wait!

I recently had an interesting experience. I was at a bar having a few drinks and was picked up by these 2 fit looking chicks who were from the Australian Netball Team. They took me back to my hotel and proceeded to have their way with me. During the proceedings 5 or 6 of their teamates came in to the room and made some not so nice comments about me but I didn’t object.

The chicks then swapped around and 2 or 3 different ones also had there way with me. During this period a couple of them slapped me on my bottom. This went on for a few hours and ended.

I went to work the next day and told a few of the boys about the experience. They seemed pretty interested in hearing all about it and I was happy enough to give all the details.

A week later I felt that the experience wasn’t sitting well with me and I decided to make a complaint to Police about these girls. The police investigated my complaints against all these girls and decided that they had not broken the law and no charges could be pressed.

Since then I have been upset about this one night over 2,100 days ago and decided I would take my case to the bleeding hearts at Australia’s ABC.

Not surprisingly they told me to F%CK OFF!!!!!!

I am suicidal and can’t stop crying and no one cares….

Dam you Vicky Wilson, dam you to HELL!!

I patiently waited in line to order a meal at the pub last night and was imediatley bought back to the following post. The line was huge and we all waited for 2 young blokes and there young lady friend to review the whole menu before they would order their meal. Just when I thought they were ready to order one of the niffers picks up his phone and proceeds to ring a friend and ask him “what do you want for dinner?” he then read most of the contents of the menu to him. Luckily some old bloke in front of me got stuck into them and moved them on before I was forced to spring into action.

If you stand in line in front of me in the grocery store with a can of coke (icy cold coca cola), snickers bar (get some nuts) and a loaf of bread and then request to pay via EFTPOS and you choose to not also withdraw cash at the same time…….. well you best be ready to fight champ because I am about to wrap you up in a cocoon of PAIN!

As mentioned in the rules for the boy’s article, rule 6 states that “I am not to be trifled with at meal times.” This includes sitting at the KFC drive through waiting to pick up my luscious Zinger Bacon and Cheeseburger meal and the complete niff in front of me needs to use his EFTPOS card to pay for his 6 nuggets and Pepsi (yes I did ask). I would rather you get out of your car and scrummage around on the pavement looking for loose change to pay for your meal, than sit there and wait for you to use your EFTPOS card. By the way, while you are looking for the loose change you best keep and eye out for most of your teeth that have mysteriously been dislodged from your jaw.

How can anyone walk/drive around without cash? Or even when presented the opportunity to get some cash say, no don’t need it? What is wrong with you! Are you determined to have my fists impacting your skull?

In all seriousness, if you do this in front of me I will open my wallet, find the heaviest coin I can and I will be pegging it at your head. Even if you are 10 months pregnant and on crutches. You have been warned!

Disclaimer
*Promises of bashings and coin pegging will not be honoured.