Here is a good preview movie about this upcoming mega event.

Can’t hardly wait. I think Thiago Alves is way over the odds, some juicy cash to be made here. I have called it early!!

Watched him on Rove last night and just did not find him funny. His jokes are just very second rate and far to obvious to even come close to bringing a smile to my face. If dressing up like a twit, acting like a homosexual and telling less than well crafted jokes is what it takes to ‘make it’ then I think we have a huge problem.

I do not want to get all Rex Mossop about the situation because I am not offended in any way by his attempts at humour. It can be somewhat cringe worthy when he does go into one of his more daring skits which is another reason I cannot continue to watch.

What also staggers me is that know one (to my knowledge) has beaten the absolute snot out of him (I mean for real), obviously security is never far away. He should do something daring and ‘visit’ Brock Lesnar as Bruno… then I will watch!

Today provided at least some entertainment for me when Bruno was caught telling the exact same jokes word for word that he used on Rove’s national tv show last night. The fact that the world thinks that Bruno telling the same jokes over and over again is funny proves that there is no dam justice.

Gurelia Gardeners
Will Smith
Bruno or any of your stupid alter egos

You are on my list!

The next celebrity no-death is upon us and I am afraid that these whack jobs are going to make the last major no-death look like a picnic.

“What is this moron on about?” you may ask.

Well, for years as a young fella I heard rumours that Elvis Presley was alive and well. I even recall seeing some sort of ‘documentary’ on channel 7 trying to track down the king of rock n roll. People from all over the world and all walks of life would look you dead pan in the eyes and tell you that Elvis was alive and even possibly a contract agent for the United States Government. BLAH idiots.

I predict a simular phenomenon in the years to come as a result of the Michael Jackson death. I can think of a few reasons as to why people will suggest he faked his own death.

- He was so sick of his celebrity that he wanted to leave that life
- He was in so much debt that he knew his death would avoid all money problems
- He wanted to pursue a career as a jockey in Mexico
- He was a contract killer for the CIA and at the age of 5 assassinated JFK (not as silly as it sounds)

Regardless there will be a whole industry of people trying to make money from this no-death and as usual they will probably succeed.

Any other thoughts on the matter?

(Freddy Mercury sings)

Queensland are the champions my friends
And weeeee keep on fighting to the end

Queensland are champions
QUEENSLAND ARE CHAMPIONS

New South Wales are losers
And Queensland are champions

Of

The

World

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I am officially calling the end to the State of Origin series.

NSW are so rubbish the game has become stale and boring. I am sick of one sided wins and hereby declare Queensland winners of the whole Origin series and game over.

30 series Queensland win 18 to 12

The main event to the Ultimate Fighters season 9 show was Sanchez V Guida in what I hoped would be an awsome fight. I have been looking on you tube and found the following video which gives the main highlights. There is some blood but it is worth it!

The Today show are this week broadcasting to us from the land of the Kiwi. Some of the ads for this show a Richard Wilkins standing dead pan in front of the camera telling us that he is going to show us some of his roots. Its a little early for that surely.

I am a little confused. Home and Away star Jodi Gordon made a decision a few weeks ago to go out on the turps, live it up on the town, go home with some biker dude, get coked up to the max and go into hiding for a few days without telling her boyfriend where she was. Heaven knows what they did while she was there but I am betting it wasn’t tapestry!

So poor Ryan Stokes (son of Seven Network owner Kerry Stokes) finds out that his girlfriend was with this other bloke the whole time she was missing and there under her own free will. I can sort of understand why he may not want to continue the relationship with her, after all who knows what she may have caught.

After all this, Jodi’s father, big Ray has come out and called Ryan Stokes a “wuss” and suggests that “If he was a real man, he wouldn’t be hiding like he is,”

GOLD Ray!!! You are willing to turn a blind eye to the fact you raised a dirty rotten little cheater and attack the victim as if he were the one who caused the whole thing.

5 cents worth of advise big Ray, shut your cakehole and take your medicine! You should be praying that the Stokes clan does not get even more angry with your family. After all your daughter works for the Seven Network and a stroke of a pen could easily end that. I also think that calling someone a “wuss” may well be a legally pursuable offence, good luck taking on the Stokes lawyers you NIFF NUFF!