How is Shane Watson’s form getting interviewed and telling us all about how Brett Lee is not fit enough to play the next game even though Brett Lee has declared himself 100% fit and ready to rumble?

If I were Brett Lee, Shane Watson would be picking his teeth up from the press conference table after that rubbish! Why the hell does Watson think he has the right to declare a teammate fit or not fit. The only person I would have accepted such arguments from is the great Shane Warne but Shane Watson barley has the aptitude to lace Brett Lee’s boots.

If you really want to do the right thing Watto I suggest you head out into the nets and get as much batting practice in as possible because if you fail at opener in the next match your entire test career is OVER!

Oh and Michael Clarke is faking a stomach strain to get out of some training. Typical show pony sooksy la la! To sparrow hearted to train, all he wants is the glory of playing.