Todays blog was going to be an attack on anyone who has ever purchased an imported beer over a local beer. I then realized that I drink Tooheys New and while that is technically not imported it is owned by on overseas group. Regardless, I am going to attack you yuppie types anyways.

I have done a little experiment that proves vital in determining the intelligence of anyone who drinks imports.

I start off by asking them that if a local beer cost $1 and the imported beer cost $2 what would they buy? The answer is always “duh imported one”. I then try the same question at 4 and 8 bucks and get the same response. Ask yourself a question, if the local was $10 and the import was $20 which one would you get? A true supporter of import beer would be poor. A yuppie would turn back into an Aussie as quick as it takes to brew a Short Macchiato.

What the hell are you doing to Australia! You are not fooling anyone yuppie boys. I know who you are. You are the same niff nuff want to be’s you were when you were 18 years old but now you think you are sophisticated. Listen to me now, you are not sophisticated. As much as you like to get dressed up and do your hair all pretty you are a dirty rotten nothing brother loser.

Let me tell you who should be drinking imported beers. The people who live in the country the beer comes from and or was created in! Lets face it, if it was so good why would they be sending there crap to Australia! Take Corona, a beer that in Mexico is a run of the mill beer. But bring it to Australia and charge $8 a pop and BAM you have a top seller. Get this through your head morons it is CRAP. It is so crap you need to add a lemon or lime or freaking Tabasco sauce to get it to taste anything approaching palatable. And NEVER again will I be put in a situation where I am heading to a BBQ or party and being forced to look through Quick-E-Mart shelves for limes or lemons to go with Corona’s because some niff nuff yuppie bought some beers and forgot to bring the flavour.

Ask me and see what happens!