As previously stated I won’t be watching but I can predict the winner like I am ringing a bell.

The Melbourne Storm are ABSOLUTE lock-it-in-Eddie specials!!!

They are the most moral of all morals in the history of morality. They could not be more moral if they had an electrified morality machine.

The reasons as follows and not all of them more than “truth prevails” type reasons.

• The Storm were dudded last year with Cameron Smith suspended and deserve retribution

• The Storm learnt a valuable lesson last year and will be more hungry

• Hayne should not be playing and should be sitting out. He is a cheat!

• Parra have been on a hot spell that is about to end

• Fatsimon supports Parra and he is shite

• I will have my hard earned on Melbourne and I have been on a sporting bet hot streak turning $100 into over $1000 in the last 3 weeks

This brings me to the betting and thanks to sportingbet.com.au prices are as follows. Corrrect as of 8:00pm 30th September – subject to change of course.

Melbourne 1.60

Line
(-4.0) 1.91
(-5.5) 2.00
(-2.5) 1.72

Margin
(1-12) 3.10
(13+) 3.10
(+12.5) 1.16

Parramatta 2.38

Line
(+4.0) 1.91
(+2.5) 2.00
(+5.5) 1.72

Margin
(1-12) 4.05
(13+) 5.15
(+12.5) 1.35

(Draw) 23.00

Oh and Cameron Smith to make up for his suspension last year with a win in the Clive Churchill medal @ 8.00