Archive for December, 2009

Dec 31 2009

Dominator of the Decade

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While there have been a number of great dominator’s in the world of sport in the last ten years I can think of few who can match the following level. Forrest Griffin had earned a fair level of respect from most mixed martial arts fans since his 2005 performance on the Ultimate Fighter which culminated in his eventual capturing of the Light Heavyweight Championship of the world in July last year. While losing the title Forrest’s career seemed to bound along until he hit a bump.

That bumps name is Anderson ‘the spider’ Silva! Apart from two submission losses (one of them a freak of nature), a decision loss in his first MMA fight and an accidental DQ loss to Yushin Okami Anderson Silva has dominated everyone who has walked in front of him this decade.

Forrest Griffin, always one to throw caution to the wind and just go in helicopter punching, thought he was someone who may well be the first real threat to Silva’s dominance but as the following footage shows his abilities fell far short of ‘the mustard’. Silva (current Middleweight Champion of the world) took a step up in weight and made the former champ from a larger division look like a little kid hence earning him my Dominator of the Decade award. A packet of notasmartman branded M&M’s are on the way to Silva’s home in Brazil as we convey.

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Dec 29 2009

UFC 108: I predict fireworks

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This Sunday is another UFC card with some interesting fights. Rashad Evans and Thiago Silva will be fighting for either number 1 of number 2 contender for the light heavyweight title. Both fighters were knocked out by current champ Lyoto Machida and will both be doing everything possible to get revenge. EVERYTHING possible.

The following prices for the main card are once again provided by our good friends at sportingbet.com.au and are of course subject to change.

Rashad Evans 1.48
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Thiago Silva 2.60

Dustin Hazelett 1.83
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Paul Daley 1.95

Sam Stout 3.20
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Joe Lauzon 1.34

Gilbert Yvel 3.45
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Junior Dos Santos 1.30

Duane Ludwig 4.45
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Jim Miller 1.20

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Dec 23 2009

Time to lick your wounds and shut your mouth Watson

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You are no doubt aware of my dislike for Michael Clarke in the Australian cricket team but a new contender is vying for the position of biggest moron in cricket. Shane Watson is proving to be one of the dumber people ever to wear the baggy green.

Not only does he crumble like a school girl at a Jonas Brothers concert everytime he gets near 100, he has half the intellect of his cricket bat.

His ridiculous antics after dismissing Chris Gayle are on the higher level of un-sportsmanship scale and his apparent thoughts that this reaction was justified because Gayle had been winding him up are even more brainless.

Gayle himself even admitted that “He’s so easy to get wound up over silly things” and “He only looks big and strong but he’s soft.” When your competitor is saying things like that about you, its time to take a look at yourself and reassess things.

Shane you tick, you are completely wrong and to this point have carried yourself disgracefully on and off the cricket field. You should consider yourself lucky I have not flogged the living snot out of you already but if you continue down this path you will join Clarke on my ‘To Be Bashed” list.

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Dec 22 2009

JAMES ADONIS: Star factor skews priorities

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What this guy said.
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Two prominent people died this week. One was a beautiful young woman based in Los Angeles. The other was a very old man based in Iran. The woman was a Hollywood actress. The man was a Muslim cleric. Both were sad losses. Yet if you were to look at the extent of the media coverage dedicated to each of them, you’d be forgiven for thinking that one had made a greater impact on society than the other. Unfortunately, your assumption would most probably be wrong.

The woman, Brittany Murphy, starred in a string of movies, television shows, and music videos. She was never an A-grade star, but famous enough to have made it onto FHM’s list of the 100 Sexiest Women in 2006. Her death at 32 is tragic. The Australian media jumped on the story straight away. News bulletins opened up with regular updates and news sites featured her as the main headline along with large photos.

The man, Ayatollah Montazeri, was the only outspoken moderate theologian in Iran. He was a reformist who campaigned for democracy and fought for human rights in a country needing these freedoms more urgently than most. A fierce critic of the hardline ruling elite, Ayatollah Montazeri ramped up his condemnations since the disputed presidential elections in June, rightly saying that the Islamic republic was neither Islamic nor a republic. And yet his death has largely gone unreported in Australia.

On the surface, it’s easy to understand why. Brittany Murphy was a celebrity, known by millions. As for Ayatollah Montazeri, this could be the first time you’ve heard of him. And yet, it is his death that poses the greatest setback for Australia’s interests.

He was a scholar with the highest-profile voice of reason in a country speeding towards fundamentalism. Without his frequent criticisms, Iran’s opposition is left without an influential advocate. With clampdowns on what journalists can report and the banning of public protests, those fighting the oppressive regime will face a harder – and much more dangerous – task without a senior religious figure on their side.

There are three main reasons why this should concern Australians more so than the death of a pretty screen idol.

First, if Iran attains its unstated goal of building a nuclear weapon and uses it against its sworn enemy, Israel – the country it wants “wiped off the map”, this would devastate the region and ravage the world. But Israel will not be hit first. Widely believed to have nuclear weapons of its own, Israel will attack any suspected nuclear sites in Iran, in the same way it struck Syria in 2007 using air raids. And Syria’s nuclear program was nowhere near as advanced as the one currently under way in Iran. Another conflict in the Middle East will destabilise the global economy and send oil prices soaring.

Second, as Iran continues to meddle in the Middle East, our troops and allies are being affected. In Iraq, opposition militias are being trained and equipped by Iran in addition to covert activities masterminded by Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard. Even this week, Iranian troops ventured onto Iraqi soil and engaged in a tense diplomatic standoff with Iraq over an oilwell. And in Afghanistan, where we still have active troops, Iran has invested in infrastructure, presumably less for charitable reasons and more for control. There are suggestions that suicides bombs and weapons are being sourced from Iran, too.

Third, without a moderate figurehead to balance the internal debate, Iran’s actions are bound to become more erratic. Right now, there are three young American hikers imprisoned in Iran and charged with espionage. Without a trial date set, Iran’s Minister of Foreign Affairs, Manouchehr Mottaki, has already said they will receive “relevant sentences” in what is obviously a power struggle with the US. It could be Australian backpackers that are captured next.

Yet here we are. Twitter and Facebook are ablaze with messages of condolence and words of sympathy for Brittany Murphy. Nothing should be taken away from the attention this talented woman’s death has received. But surely something must be said about the lack of attention given to the memory of Ayatollah Montazeri’s courage and conviction. One million people were expected to attend his funeral in the city of Qom, but we’ll never really know. Iran’s media is forbidden to report on it and foreign journalists aren’t allowed to travel to the city at all.

In the meantime, while the citizens of Iran are being imprisoned and tortured simply for speaking out, Australians can continue being blissfully unaware. Star struck.

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Dec 21 2009

Merry Global Warming

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I am loving the current freeze across the greater northern hemisphere proving once again that the marketing morons who invented the term ‘global warming’ were just a little off key. Luckily they have recently fired the less culpable version of ‘climate change’ at us with minimal effect, as proven with the definite waste of time / money that was the Copenhagen conference.

You ok people trapped in airports trying to get home from Copenhagen? You alright guys? Hope you are not to hot stuck in the unseasonably warm airports.

Another issue I have for the apparent 90% of population who are global warming pundits is the seemingly inordinate amount of Christmas lights I see in my travels this festive season. Hello!? Santa Freakin Claus, do you not realise that your pretty little lights are plunging the Maldives into total obliteration? Yes, you are destroying the planet with your Christmas cheer.

Do us all a favour, smash the lights, burn the styrofoam santa, try to replant the tree, eat the pig raw and send the kids presents to Outer Mongolia for the struggling Ninjas of this world you selfish world destroyers.

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Dec 20 2009

Re Run of Tough Love

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I am a little confused; people who have over extended themselves are being helped. Why?

Nobody made them try to live out the Australian dream? Is it my fault that Mary Jane’s dream to have the perfect house, husband and kids in the perfect suburb was totally unrealistic? Did she not consider the fact that interest rates can and are likely to rise at any time? Did she not do the mathematics that on a $350,000.00 loan over a 25 year payback period she would be forced to pay back nearly $750,000.00 @ 7%.

I have read hard luck stories all weekend about the Heartland family here and the Dreamland family there. They sit there in the banks house and try and tell us that it is the banks fault and that the banks have “no heart”. After all they are just trying to achieve their god given right to achieve good old Australian dream of homeownership.

I don’t see why it is anyone’s problem but there own. They were greedy in their housing needs, neglected to explore thoroughly the worst case scenarios and are now going to have to learn that life is not about always having someone there to help you. You made your bed, now its bedtime.

I may seem heartless about this but my family learnt this lesson the hard way and vowed never to make the same mistake again and I believe we are better for it. I don’t see why this generations families should be exempt from learning the same life lesson.

If you don’t understand something about what you are doing or what society dictates you should do, go and buy a book about both sides of the argument. Read them and understand both points of view. You will then be far better informed than watching any current affairs show, who, 2 years ago were telling you the best suburbs to ‘buy’ in and now report on foreclosure hardship from all sides of the country.

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Dec 16 2009

One last time – Kick the CAT!

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I was disturbed by a number of text messages today from ‘friends’ spruiking the apparent demise of one of my favourite race horses Apache Cat. I am not sure why these said friends so enjoy texting me bad news so gleefully, but I am sure it has nothing to do with my charming personality and modest opinions on almost all things.

Before he was a crowd favourite for the millions of amateur hour punters out there he was a freakin bank to me. All I had to do was lob a bunch of money on him, ring the bell and take the cash, it was all to easy.

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A lot of punters don’t rate him but his eight group one wins and numerous race wins were enough for any free thinking race enthusiasts to respect his abilities. Any horse that can win any of the following is a champion but a horse that wins all of these deserves more respect.

Cadbury Guineas (G1) (2006)
Lightning Stakes (G1) (2008)
Australia Stakes (G1) (2008, 2009)
T J Smith Stakes (G1) (2008)
BTC Cup (G1) (2008)
Doomben 10,000 (G1) (2008, 2009)

A sad day to see him go but there will always be another horse just around the corner. Just don’t have its name on me at the moment.

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