I am a little confused with the attacks on Tony Abbot for telling his daughters not to let every second bloke they see stick the living snot out of them. Apparently if you tell your daughter not to keep herself for someone special you are imposing your views on all of Australia’s women.

I might be old fashioned but if I had a daughter I reckon I would be telling her something similar.

Then I heard our recent acting prime minister suggesting that “I think Australian women will look at these comments from Tony Abbott and they will say they are not interested in Tony Abbott imposing his views. They will make their own decisions. Australian women are smart and capable they’ll make their own person choices without Tony Abbott telling them what to do”

After reading this from the nations leader I changed my mind. Correct women, you should whore about town luck nobody’s business! That will make my life as a single bloke out in the city much, much easier!

Cheers again for the assistance Le Government