A recent visit to the barber reminded me that some people are just complete douche bags.

FYI: I always thought a douche bag was just a name somebody came up with for annoying morons but I have since learned that a douche bag is the name of the bag that holds the fluids required during enema’s. Don’t ask me how I came by this information just accept it. I am also enjoying a long list of new names I am creating for people who I had previously categorized as douche bags. A couple of examples are ‘enema sack’ or my favourite so far ‘proctor purse’. Happy to hear other suggested variants you can come up with. The winning name will be the new nickname for website fogy Iamasmartman who I think you will all agree suits the role perfectly.

Back to the barber…

I was sitting in one of the barbers chairs (two barbers in this shop) having the master piece touched up when two younger chaps come into the shop. The first one sits in the other chair and declares he wants his normal Mohawk with number 1 blade to the rest of his head except for the rats tale which he wants ‘squared off a bit’. At that point I had a quiet giggle to myself because I remember rats tales from when I was a younger bloke…. each to their own but I was never a big fan of them.

Anyway so the haircut progressed and the young chap turned into a someone who resembled a neo nazi dweeb who couldn’t rub 50 cents together. He then proceeded to complain to the barber (rather loudly) that he feels that the Qld Police force unfairly target him in his day to day life. He suggested that he gets pulled once a week by the Police and that they harass him for no good reason.

News Flash champ, dress up like a crim and you will be suspected of being one.

Because you are so clearly a douche bag I have included the following examples of why the police force harass you.

Example of your crim look

Example for the look that ensures police do not bother you

Its all up to you champ