At this time every year we are forced to endure the American’s stupid hot dog eating contents. I thought I should do some research into this garbarge so I can at least denigrate it from a base of limited knowledge.

These dumb asses have been doing this same competition since 1916 for goodness knows what reason. The current world record for 10 minutes of eating HDB’s (that’s hot dogs and buns, to you) is 68 which if you think about it is a little more than one hot dog every 10 seconds.

This year it seems that Major League Eating had taken issue with former champion Takeru Kobayashi for not signing their contract and accepting their non compete clause. What else would you expect from such a stupid competition. Is there really that much business to be had in the world of sport eating? I highly doubt it. Kobayashi was unceremoniously arrested for his efforts and over 1.5 million Americans watched it all unfold live.

In conclusion. It is seriously gross. The way shove food down there mouths like no tomorrow, the way the dip the HDB’s in water to ad, one can only assume, lube. Its sick man sick. I assume they all go out the back and puke their guts up which also makes it a waste of a good hotdog.

Wake up America your sicking the rest of the world out.