Brock $1.75 V Cain $2.05

At $1.75 it is like shelling pees. My advice is SMASH HIM!!!!

In honour of Brocktober ONE-HD presents UFC Prime Time tonight at 11:00PM. Watch it or this bloke will beat the living shit out of you!

We are in the middle of a sensational spring carnival and I thought it time I give you the winners this Saturday. Once in a while I like to help the little people and here is your free lift to riches.

Race 5 – Caulfield Sprint(GROUP 2) 1100m
4 SOUL

Race 8 – BMW Caulfield Cup(GROUP 1) 2400m
2 METAL BENDER

Race 9 – Harrolds Tristarc Stakes(GROUP 2) 1400m
7 MARQUARDT (Value Bet of the Day)

Lay of the Day
Hot Danish – Going the wrong way I just have a feeling he will miss out on the win. Prefer the place.

Enjoy the day, see you at the Criterion if you make it in bloke.

Thanks to Rhettro-photography please find the following Bathurst 1000 happy snaps. Cheers to Rhett. Good work champ

The line!

The start

For Gav

Just making up the numbers

Some light entertainment in between pies

The eventual winners

Last corner pre formation finish

And the winners celebrate with the Peter Brock perpetual trophey.

I have been watching India towel up the Australians in the current test series and something strikes me as very annoying, surprisingly it is not Michael Clarke continually failing to geet any runs whatsoever. It is the continual disregard for the signalling rules that are in laid out in stone at the home of cricket.

Signal for out
After an appeal by the fielding team is made the umpire’s response is either to raise his index finger straight above his head to indicate that the batsman is out, or to clearly say “not out”, which is usually accompanied with a shake of the head.

I am not sure where the rule states that a nod of the head will suffice to give a dismissal but I am 100% definite you can’t raise your index finger with a great big hook in it like that show pony from New Zealand does.

Billy Bowden is a niff

Bowdens excuse for raising the finger with a great hook in it (as above) is that his arthritis precludes him from straightening it. Bullshit Billy! You are just trying to make a name for yourself you jibberer. As you can see in the below photo Billy has no problem extending his finger at all. He just chooses not to extend it for dismissals in a vain attempt to draw attention to himself. That type of behaviour is not accepted in my company and a swift pizzling will be awarded to you Billy should you ever find yourself in my company.

I can assure you when I take your hand advise you to extend your index finger as I shove it up your ass you will obviously take the easy road rather than trying to fit that crooked crap up your date. Pull your head in you stupid kiwi moron!

The Qld government has decided it needs cold hard cash to use for all sorts of scally-wag reasons so it has decided to sell off one of its assets in the form of QR National Australia’s largest rail freight company. Here are some reasons why at this stage it is a massive fail investment opportunity for me.

6% Return on Equity – I can get better in a bank account.
Seriously it depends on the end share price for this one but I doubt they are gonna list the thing for anywhere near its base equity value. STRIKE!

Turn around situation
Whilst profitable at the moment it is a public service company. Anyone who has worked in both the public service and private industry will know there is a massive difference here. After listing, management is no doubt going to go through the books with a fine tooth comb and cut what they deem ‘unnecessary’. In essence you are investing in a company in which you are hoping management will separate the wheat from the chaff correctly. You might think this is obvious but it does not always occur as it possibly should. A strong union involvement with most of its employees will not simplify this task. STRIKE 2!!

Other concerns
Will coal prices always be high?
Will Chinese demand for coal be as high?
Extremely capital intensive business

It is sure as hell no home run for me!!

A HOTEL corporation is being sued by a female guest who allegedly found a male hotel working wearing her panties, skirt and high-heeled shoes.

Dayanara Fernandez, 36, claims she stumbled upon Oscar Garcia-Franco wearing her clothes during her stay at a Hyatt hotel in Deerfield, Illinois, in June.
Ms Fernandez said she entered her room to discover Garcia-Franco with an “unusual expression on his face” and uttered the words “me like, me like” – referring to the skirt and high heels.

Ms Fernandez claims Garcia-Franco then ran into the bathroom while she quickly gathered up her luggage.

Garcia-Franco hadn’t closed the bathroom door and Ms Fernandez claims she then noticed he was wearing her panties.
According to the complaint filed in the Los Angeles Superior Court, Ms Fernandez said Garcia-Franco shouted, “Don’t tell, don’t tell”.

In July Garcia-Franco faced criminal charges of disorderly conduct over the incident and plead guilty.
He was sentenced to 90 days of court supervision and ordered to pay a US$187 ($192) fine.