A young fella from a racing league I am in wants to quit to concentrate on more important things like girlfriend, family etc but mainly year 12 school. I wrote him an open letter discouraging this behaviour.

Because I have not had anything else to say recently I am putting it here too.

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Dear Pierce,

Pffft you soft on! While all these other blokes will tell you “its for the best” I am not in accepting of this logic. I suggest…

- Dump the girlfriend – they are annoying as shite…. if you don’t see it now you soon will. Plenty more where she came from
- Screw school – Make life a challenge I say!! Anyone can get degrees and good jobs…. real men defy societies stupid policies.
- Real life racing – the chances of actually becoming a top level racing driver in real life are more than remote. Quit now

Just virtual race with us. To do other things is just a distraction. Its not cool to stay in school.

In the immortal words of the guy that pretends to be Chopper; Harden the F#CK up champ.

Regards,

Shirvo ‘wishes he went to uni’ Jones

*Disclaimer
I take no responsibility for unintended results my advice produces.

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I have watched this a few times. It is hard to comprehend trying to get away from it if you were there on the ground.

Surely the cameraman was pooing his pants hoping his building stayed standing.

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Here she is getting out of a car. Well done.

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Here she is playing with her hair. This is rarely unattractive.

Here is the first of a few bikini shots.

And again.

More

I suppose we need a face shot.

Lucky last she is wearing some CFM boots.

Overall you have done ok Baldy Bob.

I am interested, have any of you had the fortune of meeting her?

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It is all happening!

The real Warlock has endorsed my minion Krusty in the sport of motor racing.

Prosper. Do better though! Don’t lose again! Winning is key.

Real Warlock out.

Watch this 5 foot 10 white dude dunk the death out of every mo-fo.