Archive for August, 2011

Aug 30 2011

Notasmartman NRL Tipping Comp – The Final Countdown

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This is it! We are down to the final round 26 of the Notasmartman NRL Tipping Comp for 2011.

It has been a year of ups and downs for those that support the majority of teams in the comp but I think the top three have been pretty consistent all year and I still like the Bronco’s to get over the line for the Darren Lockyer fairytale finish.

Back to the tipping comp….

Round 26 is full of potential 50/50 chances and upsets galore. Just have a look at this.

We are left with 4 potential competition winners in line to take out the title. Lets take an in depth look at them shall we.

AJ
The challenge of long time competition leader AJ is tantamount to a dead duck. Effectively AJ will be required to tip all eight winners this round (as likely as Liz Hurley dumping Warney for me) and will also require competition leader Tara to get 3 points or less. Not likely.

Sporting Bet Odds = 12

Robert
The flamboyant Frenchman (who is actually of German decent) does have a reasonable for and against score which is good, but he also has to live with the stigma of his German heritage and if you read any history book you will find countless tales throughout history of German capitulation after capitulation. From World Cups to World War II the German’s are more famous for snatching defeat from the jaws of victory than any other nation in the solar system. The ingredients are all the same and only one outcome is likely…. Another bitter defeat.

Sporting Bet Odds = 6

Tara
I have written a profile on Tara’s chances recently and quite frankly I am a little miffed she is still on top. I am stating to suspect some funny business is occurring and have been in contact with Optus to ensure that the tipping comp cannot be hacked. Optus have assured me the care little about my baseless suspicion and requested I not make contact with them again. It appears my hands are tied here.

Sporting Bet Odds = 3

Me
As last years competition winner it is my destiny to complete the running double and win the comp again. Just like the Queensland state of origin series I will leave my opponents wallowing in a swamp of utter bewilderment, purposelessness and total awe of my abilities with a computer, mouse and a dream.

Sporting Bet Odds = 1.60

*Bets will not be honoured.

Good luck

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Aug 24 2011

Chael Sonnen = King

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Aug 23 2011

UFC 134 – Anderson Silva defends championship

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Ok everyone. Anderson Silva is about to face the last man to ever beat him in a fight. Yushin Okami stunned the world when, after Anderson Silva had knocked him out he was able to secure the disqualification victory.

To be fair Okami was knocked out by a freakish kick from the ground by the current UFC champ which was deemed illegal so whether you can say Okami beat Anderson Silva is open for debate. I think this is like saying Matt Hammil beat Jon Jones. While both decisions were correct I think it is pretty clear who was taking the beating.

As per nomral the $5 cover charge applies and we should be in for some engaging battles.

Other than the middleweight championship we will see Shogun Rua take on Forrest Griffin for the second time. The first time was an awesome fight and I expect nothing less this time.

We will also see Brendan Schaub looking to continue his streak of dominance in the heavyweight division against former champion and MMA stalwart Antônio Rodrigo Nogueira. Both like to stand and trade so it should be a bottler.

Official Fight Card

Main Card (From 11:00AM at my joint)

Middleweight Championship: Anderson Silva (c) vs. Yushin Okami
Light Heavyweight bout: Mauricio Rua vs. Forrest Griffin
Heavyweight bout: Antônio Rodrigo Nogueira vs. Brendan Schaub
Lightweight bout: Edson Barboza vs. Ross Pearson
Light Heavyweight bout: Luiz Cane vs. Stanislav Nedkov

Preliminary Card (From 10:00AM Either Fuel TV or ONE HD)

Lightweight bout: Thiago Tavares vs. Spencer Fisher
Middleweight bout: Rousimar Palhares vs. Dan Miller

Preliminary Card (From 8:00AM on Facebook)

Welterweight bout: Paulo Thiago vs. David Mitchell[1]
Bantamweight bout: Raphael Assunção vs. Johnny Eduardo
Featherweight bout: Yuri Alcantara vs. Felipe Arantes
Bantamweight bout: Yves Jabouin vs. Ian Loveland
Welterweight bout: Erick Silva vs. Luis Ramos

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Aug 22 2011

Ear Infection

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They always ask at the doctor’s reception why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what’s wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.

There’s nothing worse than a Doctor’s Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you, in a room full of other patients.

I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.

The Receptionist said, ‘Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?’

‘There’s something wrong with my dick’, he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, ‘You shouldn’t come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.’

‘Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,’ he said.

The Receptionist replied; ‘Now you’ve caused some embarrassment in this room full of people.

You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.’

The man replied, ‘You shouldn’t ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.

The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, ‘Yes??’

‘There’s something wrong with my ear,’ he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.

‘And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?’

‘I can’t piss out of it,’ he replied.

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Aug 18 2011

NRL Notasmartman Tipping Comp – Round 23

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Ok it is really getting down to the business end now and low and behold a chick has kicked two points clear. I am not sure what is going on but I can’t see it lasting to the end. If there is anything I have learned over the years it is that almost always when the pressure is turned up the “fairer” sex crumbles like 7 month old dog poo. I anticipate the same result here.

Regardless, we are right down to the end and realistically anyone from 108 up is in with a chance to in with a chance with 3 rounds to play. Having a look at this weeks games there are a number of 50 / 50 chances so we could see anything happen!!

Good Luck

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Aug 17 2011

F1 2011 Dev Diary 2 – Looking good

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Aug 16 2011

Warren Buffett contributes an idea or two

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Stop Coddling the Super-Rich

OUR leaders have asked for “shared sacrifice.” But when they did the asking, they spared me. I checked with my mega-rich friends to learn what pain they were expecting. They, too, were left untouched.

While the poor and middle class fight for us in Afghanistan, and while most Americans struggle to make ends meet, we mega-rich continue to get our extraordinary tax breaks. Some of us are investment managers who earn billions from our daily labors but are allowed to classify our income as “carried interest,” thereby getting a bargain 15 percent tax rate. Others own stock index futures for 10 minutes and have 60 percent of their gain taxed at 15 percent, as if they’d been long-term investors.

These and other blessings are showered upon us by legislators in Washington who feel compelled to protect us, much as if we were spotted owls or some other endangered species. It’s nice to have friends in high places.

Last year my federal tax bill — the income tax I paid, as well as payroll taxes paid by me and on my behalf — was $6,938,744. That sounds like a lot of money. But what I paid was only 17.4 percent of my taxable income — and that’s actually a lower percentage than was paid by any of the other 20 people in our office. Their tax burdens ranged from 33 percent to 41 percent and averaged 36 percent.

If you make money with money, as some of my super-rich friends do, your percentage may be a bit lower than mine. But if you earn money from a job, your percentage will surely exceed mine — most likely by a lot.

To understand why, you need to examine the sources of government revenue. Last year about 80 percent of these revenues came from personal income taxes and payroll taxes. The mega-rich pay income taxes at a rate of 15 percent on most of their earnings but pay practically nothing in payroll taxes. It’s a different story for the middle class: typically, they fall into the 15 percent and 25 percent income tax brackets, and then are hit with heavy payroll taxes to boot.

Back in the 1980s and 1990s, tax rates for the rich were far higher, and my percentage rate was in the middle of the pack. According to a theory I sometimes hear, I should have thrown a fit and refused to invest because of the elevated tax rates on capital gains and dividends.

I didn’t refuse, nor did others. I have worked with investors for 60 years and I have yet to see anyone — not even when capital gains rates were 39.9 percent in 1976-77 — shy away from a sensible investment because of the tax rate on the potential gain. People invest to make money, and potential taxes have never scared them off. And to those who argue that higher rates hurt job creation, I would note that a net of nearly 40 million jobs were added between 1980 and 2000. You know what’s happened since then: lower tax rates and far lower job creation.

Since 1992, the I.R.S. has compiled data from the returns of the 400 Americans reporting the largest income. In 1992, the top 400 had aggregate taxable income of $16.9 billion and paid federal taxes of 29.2 percent on that sum. In 2008, the aggregate income of the highest 400 had soared to $90.9 billion — a staggering $227.4 million on average — but the rate paid had fallen to 21.5 percent.

The taxes I refer to here include only federal income tax, but you can be sure that any payroll tax for the 400 was inconsequential compared to income. In fact, 88 of the 400 in 2008 reported no wages at all, though every one of them reported capital gains. Some of my brethren may shun work but they all like to invest. (I can relate to that.)

I know well many of the mega-rich and, by and large, they are very decent people. They love America and appreciate the opportunity this country has given them. Many have joined the Giving Pledge, promising to give most of their wealth to philanthropy. Most wouldn’t mind being told to pay more in taxes as well, particularly when so many of their fellow citizens are truly suffering.

Twelve members of Congress will soon take on the crucial job of rearranging our country’s finances. They’ve been instructed to devise a plan that reduces the 10-year deficit by at least $1.5 trillion. It’s vital, however, that they achieve far more than that. Americans are rapidly losing faith in the ability of Congress to deal with our country’s fiscal problems. Only action that is immediate, real and very substantial will prevent that doubt from morphing into hopelessness. That feeling can create its own reality.

Job one for the 12 is to pare down some future promises that even a rich America can’t fulfill. Big money must be saved here. The 12 should then turn to the issue of revenues. I would leave rates for 99.7 percent of taxpayers unchanged and continue the current 2-percentage-point reduction in the employee contribution to the payroll tax. This cut helps the poor and the middle class, who need every break they can get.

But for those making more than $1 million — there were 236,883 such households in 2009 — I would raise rates immediately on taxable income in excess of $1 million, including, of course, dividends and capital gains. And for those who make $10 million or more — there were 8,274 in 2009 — I would suggest an additional increase in rate.

My friends and I have been coddled long enough by a billionaire-friendly Congress. It’s time for our government to get serious about shared sacrifice.

Warren Buffett is the chairman and CEO of Berkshire Hathaway.

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