Archive for October, 2011

Oct 25 2011

UFC 137 – Should of been heaven ruined by a bevan

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Originally UFC was supposed to be Georges St-Pierre Vs Nick Diaz with BJ Penn Vs Carlos Condit as the co mainevent. When I originally saw this I literally giggled like a litte school girl.

Then good old Nick ‘the Bevan’ Diaz pulled some of his normal standard pre fight bullshit and skipped a few press conferences which is something you don’t do when Dana White is your boss. He was yanked off the card quick sticks.

In his place slipped the very suitably qualified Carlos Condit to face GSP, which in my mind was nearly as good as the original main event anyway.

After fans complained like a demon to Dana White he finally relented and allowed Diaz back on the card to face the newly opponentless BJ Penn. It was a whirlwind but I was still looking forward to the card.

Then GSP got injured and was removed from the card!! MMA fans everywhere thought to themselves “Awwwee Man!!” and the BJ Penn Diaz fight was moved to the main event for the show.

We now have a card as follows that include the highlight fights of Cheick Kongo vs. Matt Mitrione, Mirko Filipović vs. Roy Nelson, Dennis Siver vs. Donald Cerrone, Brandon Vera vs. Eliot Marshall and the main event of course.

11:00 AM – Main card from my house on
Welterweight bout: B.J. Penn vs. Nick Diaz
Heavyweight bout: Cheick Kongo vs. Matt Mitrione
Heavyweight bout: Mirko Filipović vs. Roy Nelson
Bantamweight bout: Scott Jorgensen vs. Jeff Curran
Featherweight bout: Hatsu Hioki vs. George Roop

10:00 AM – Preliminary card on any digital TV on
Lightweight bout: Dennis Siver vs. Donald Cerrone
Featherweight bout: Tyson Griffin vs. Bart Palaszewski

8:00 AM – Preliminary card on any computer on
Light Heavyweight bout: Brandon Vera vs. Eliot Marshall
Lightweight bout: Ramsey Nijem vs. Danny Downes
Middleweight bout: Chris Camozzi vs. Francis Carmont
Middleweight bout: Dustin Jacoby vs. Clifford Starks

Now to the insane UFC prepared preview of death with Joe Rogan stretching his voice past the limit.

Yey

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Oct 20 2011

Different rules for different sexes

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Anyone read this gear today?

Woman had drunken sex with four boys – and escapes jail.

If you do you will read another example of total crap when it comes to the treatment of man and women for the exact same crime.

Rest assured had a man plead guilty to four counts of sexual penetration of a child under 16 and five counts of committing an indecent act with a child under 16 he would be strung up by his left testicle.

I understand that the actual act is different for a male than it is for a female, I get it, but the law is the law and I just do not accept that the penalty should be less harsh for a female.

Different rules for different sexes. I thought the bitches… sorry I mean womens liberation movement.. were against this? Us poor old blokes get screwed every dam time!!

Has anyone got this chicks phone number or contact details?

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Oct 19 2011

Impressions

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I love when people can do good impressions and this bloke is pretty good in my opinion.

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Oct 19 2011

Would you?

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Oct 18 2011

Chinese Niffs

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What can you say when you hear about and watch this?

From a nation whose government does not give a flying fook about anyone else please allow me to introduce to you the future citizens of of once great country. Statistically if you get 18 straight people that are willing to walk by the above seen and do nothing to aid the situation then I am sorry this is a group of people I want nothing to do with.

It is clear that the attitude of the Chinese government has passed on to its citizens. I don’t think we should be selling them large parcels of land much less allowing increased immigration. Surely if we can stop exports of live animals based on poor treatment of said animals we can restrict immigration from this clueless society for their disgraceful behaviour.

China you are in my book of shame. I wouldn’t visit your dump of a country if you paid me.

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Oct 10 2011

Chael ‘Freckles’ Sonnen is the KING

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In case you don’t know Anderson Silva is please allow me to explain.

Anderson Silva has been in the UFC since 2006. In his first fight he KO’d his opponent who had never been knocked out before. His next fight was against Rich Franklin for the UFC middleweight championship which he won by KO breaking Franklin’s nose in the process. Since then he has been on an absolute tear through the division defending his title 9 times and winning another 3 non title fights. The guy is legitiamately undefeated since 2004 and has some of the most devastating highlight reel knock outs in the history of all combat sport.

Apparently this is not enough for one Chael ‘Freckles’ Sonnen who had the following to say about the champion after his dominant win yesterday…..

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Oct 06 2011

October

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Once again we are in the midst of the greatest sporting month of the year which means it is time to top the sportingbet.com.au account up, get the gluteous maximus stretched & ready and prepare your liver for an assualt not seen for nearly 12 months.

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you the month of OCTOBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love the smell of tyre smoke, race horses and bludgoened faces in the morning. Thus far we have not been disapointed with a double header grand final edition last weekend we head into this weekends Bathurst 1000 knowing that we will also get to see Black Caviar try and equal the great Phar Laps winning streak and two world UFC world titles defended. I don’t think there has been a bigger sporting weekend in the history of the world and it all goes down in a matter of days. I can barely sit in one spot much less concentrate on any non-sport related activities for more than 3 consecutive minutes.

Let the enhanced enjoyment begin.

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