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Blokes business only!!

It is on again in 2011 – the Shorts and Blazers extravaganza!!

If you own a pair of shorts,
and if you own a blazer,
and you are a bloke,
and you like rugby,
and you are not gay,
and you didn’t vote for that red headed, lying, prostitute…
then this email is FOR YOU!!!

Date: 8th October
Time: 1:30PM
Venue: QA Hotel

Organised Entertainment – RUGBY FIXTURES… Quarter Finals… 2 Games of glorious Rugby.

Alternative Agenda:
1:30PM Arrive and admire fellow bloke’s attire in the dress code, when other punters in the bar ask about your attire just shrug your shoulders and say ‘This is big in Europe’
2:00PM Group discussion… “My proudest moment on the rugby field was when….” (Embellishment of stories strongly condoned and encouraged)
****If you are a girl and you are still reading this – please refer to the notes at the top of the page***
2:30PM Beer Appreciation hour led by Peter Davis “I know that people say that they ‘love beer’, but for me it’s much deeper than that because…”
3:00PM Kite making workshop led by Simon Knapp (using only coasters and a meter of string) Note: this workshop could be postponed if weather inside the pub is not conducive to kite flying
3:30PM Reading of the Man from Snowy River
4:00PM Group discussion “Is Richie McCaw as good as Zin Zan and if he was, how much better would he need to be, to be as good as Ealesy”?
4:30PM Guessing competition “What are the ingredients in a can of SPAM”?
5:00PM Group Philosophy session “Who would win in a fight between these unlikely match-ups: David Koch and Karl Stefanovic? A rattle snake and a Polar Bear cub? A Walrus and a mirror maze, David Koch and a Walrus etc. etc.?”
5:30PM Award for the best shorts and Blazers combo.
6:00PM Swilling of Port – Toast to the summer months
6:30PM “Where are they now segment” Whatever happened to those really cool guys who used to visit us at school in Coke tracksuits and did tricks with Yo-Yo’s? Do they still practice Yo-Yo?

RULES OF THE DAY:
1. Shorts and Blazers (Sports coat,) must be worn
2. Money will be required for a few cold beers (***This was put here in case any ladies are still reading and are thinking of curbing the budget)
3. Political correctness will not be tolerated
4. You can bring a friend (but he must not be gay or have voted for Julia Gillard!)
5. No Shielas (we had an issue last year where they started to arrive early to pick up their boyfriends and it annoyed us, so manage it better this year boys).

Beer, Shorts and Blazers Extravaganza – Checklist:
· Have you got some shorts?
· Have you got a blazer?
· Did you get last season’s beer mould off your blazer?
· Have you got a leave pass?
· Am I piss-fit? Do I need to get some training in between now and the 8th ?
· Am I well read on the latest current affairs so I can engage in challenging discourse? (PS. this is not a deal breaker as we will have a newspaper available on the day)

Jeff Bennett
0412040942

If it was not enough to convince you that last week the NRL / referee’s cheated the Broncos out of a grand final birth in Darren Lockyer’s last season lets look at a list of further proof that confirms the someone in high power only wanted Manly to win this years premiership.

• Sam Thaiday was suspended for two games for no apparent reason
• The referee’s blew a 5 – 1 penalty count in the first half of a qualifying final in which at least 4 of the penalties were complete rubbish
• Steve Matai came in with some late knees to Jharal Yow Yeh’s back after he scored a try and should have been suspended like Steve Renouf was in the exact same circumstances. Inexplicably Matai gets off with no suspension.
• Tony Williams hit Jharal Yow Yeh with a legit high shot to the jaw in a tackle and got off with no suspension.
• Glenn Stewart instigated a fight with a Melbourne player and got one week less suspension than the very player he attacked.
• Brett Stewart should have been sent to jail but got off scot free.
• Jamie Lyon had a contract with Paramatta – pretended to be home sick then a week later moved to England presumably to be nearer his home?
• George Rose during the grand final lands a blatant leading elbow that any UFC fighter would be proud of KO’ing his opponent and gets off a slap on the wrist. He should have been sent off or at least given 10 minutes in the sin bin.
• Tony Watmough faces the sidline, plays the ball and is not penalized, even though the rules clearly state that a player must be facing the opposing try line – not side line.
• NZ Hooker Aaron Heremaia about to tackle Michael Robertson when Sea Eagles halfback Daly Cherry-Evans obstructed the NZ player from completing the tackle. Robertson continued downfield and a try was scored in the next play. This should have been a NZ penalty not a Manly try.

It is clear to anyone with an ounce of knowledge that this was the biggest fix since 1919.

The only visible members of the conspiracy so far are Matt Cecchin and Tony Archer. We will see if more comes to the surface soon.