Dec 17 2008

A shoe in the hand is worth two in the Bush

Published by SJ at 4:42 am under General

I have a feeling that President Bush’s whole reign may be overshadowed by an attempted shoe to the skull. A mischievous Iraqi journalist took it upon himself to assassinate the commander and chief with a size 10 loafer. The first shot missed with an athletic duck from the man in charge but the second loafer was blocked by the presidents cat like reflexes.

For those who missed it here it is.

To further to gold President Bush commented on the fact that the journalist would not have been able to do this under Saddam’s dictatorship. He then proceeded to advise the world media that; in a way, the thrown shoe was a form of free speech!!

You can protect the president here…

Is it only me or can anyone see the newsreels and comedy reels for years to come showing President Bush and the ‘freedom’ he brought to Iraq?

I am disappointed for comedy reasons that W is about to end his tenure. It is with a heavy heart I present the following video with some of his magic that should endure through history.

I am sure he isn’t an idiot but man he can look bad at times.

7 responses so far

7 Responses to “A shoe in the hand is worth two in the Bush”

  1. tigeron 17 Dec 2008 at 8:52 am

    My favourite bushism was ‘we are working hard to restore chaos in Iraq’ that’s absolute gold………btw they were successful.

  2. Rob Bon 17 Dec 2008 at 9:46 am

    I don’t get the game. Are you suposed to shoot Bush or the shoes? That second video is pretty funny though.

  3. tigeron 18 Dec 2008 at 2:03 pm

    SJ, Seems the bug with IE7 is really stopping people from going online………………..very quiet on this usually busy site.

  4. iamasmartman.comon 18 Dec 2008 at 7:22 pm

    I cannot believe I made the effort to gain connectivity & there is NOTHING interesting to read. Step your game back up again losers or I will shut this site down!!!!
    The one positive that I have taken out of this visit to my site is confirmation that the Skunk has well & truly blown on away…..& I think Velcrap has probably ended his own life!

  5. Tunksyon 18 Dec 2008 at 9:07 pm

    Some of us have a life. Again I feel sorry for you and your life dipstick.

    I know your are all mighty and powerful and have proven to be very reliable with your facts and threats. All I ask of you is that you don’t shut the site down. Please spare us poor unfortunate souls from this catastrophe!

  6. tigeron 19 Dec 2008 at 7:45 am

    IASM, maybe get your butler to log on for you and then call you out of the spa in your penthouse to comment if there is anything worthwhile.

    Merry Christmas loser, I will think of you as I eat my Roast Chicken…………………….

  7. iamasmartman.comon 19 Dec 2008 at 2:32 pm

    Skunk, thanks to your pitiful begging & pleading I will keep the site operational. I hope it was worth the sacrifice of your pride!
    Tigress, your assumptions are so accurate it is frightening!

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