Nov 17 2008
And the NEW UFC Heavyweight Champion of the WORLD!!
Brock Lesssnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr
He came out to legendary Metallica song ‘Enter Sandman’ and for Randy Couture that’s exactly what occurred.
It was a strange experience watching this fight live. I am usually fairly passive and like to watch the fights with an open mind but I was very much on Lesnar’s side and really into it. I was putting myself in his shoes as he stood across the Octagon and thought that he must be nervous. He later admitted that indeed he was pretty nervous but you wouldn’t have picked it by looking at him.
It wasn’t an out and out brawl but that is the beauty of MMA in my opinion. Anyone can beat anyone if the correct strategy is employed.
Anyone can beat anyone……except for this night. I had my $100 riding on Lesnar and was pretty happy when Couture went crashing to the canvass and Lesnar started landing the first of 12 unanswered shots to Couture’s face before the ref stopped the beat down.
A humble Lesnar took the title in the manner in which it should be taken and Couture was, as always, gracious in defeat.
We now look forward to the winner of the Noguiera V Mir to determine Lesnar’s next victim 
Hey put moustache on that guy & it could be you SJ????
No surprises Big Bad Brocky won. Fat redheads have always been the ultimate fighting machines!
IAMANIFF, could you have made a gayer & less accurate comment?
PS: I love Greg Inglis & Billy Slater.
Megabevan, as usual you make absolutely no sense & sound very very homosexual. I was making an observation, not attempting to state a fact…. you baboon!
Once again, you just don’t get it IASM. Perhaps you should take a holiday or get some councelling and come back to us when you are up to it.
PS. Could you guys please go easy on him for a while. He’s got no friends, no girlfriend, and no prospect of ever having either. He works long hours in daddy’s hot chook shop, and his people skills are so pathetic that his only interaction with other humans (outside of being their humble servant all day) is here on this website, where he can at least pretend to be one of them. We should all feel ashamed of ourselves for picking on someone who is so obviously miserable and bitter about having so little. It really is a wonder he hasn’t topped himself already. Actually the more I think about it, I admire him for having the guts to drag himself out of the dumpster each day and face up to the pitiful excuse for a life he’s been handed. Please accept my sincere apologies IASM. I no longer think of you as the biggest dickhead I’ve ever come across. I now feel nothing but complete pity for you.
….nice move Fat One, nice move.
However this dance is not over!
Wow I thought Randy would win this one with all his experience. Just goes to show experience doesn’t always win.
Fat One, I just went & received some counSelling ……from your Mum!! oooohhhh yeh I got some good counSelling there!!
3…2…1….GOODNIGHT!!!!
Where is the cookie to prove it iamacompulsiveliar.com
I don’t get the cookie line.
Perhaps you could do us all a favour and just point out the lines you do get you little geek. Go and google ‘famous cricket sledges’ and look for the McGrath v Brandes line. I think it refers to his wife not his mother, but it’s close enough….
I have better things to do than waste time on the internet all day!
Surely after the lunchtime rush you have some spare time? Or does daddy make you clean out the deep-fryer and mop the floors?
LOL…The Fat One’s ability to entertain me has rerturned momentarily!
How can you not remember the cookie joke after Woody SMASHED you with it originally. You’ve even told us that you used it yourself, only to have it spectacularly backfire on you.
Does anybody else remember this or does SJ have to go digging through the archives to find it?
I remember it.
Yes, we all remember it.
iamadipstick.com – Sometimes people should just be quiet. This is one of those times. You seem as intellectually inept as poor old boring.
With that I say
3…2…1….GOODNIGHT!!!! Footnote: # iamasmartman.com on 17 Nov 2008 at 1:16 pm
How easily you IDIOTS fall into my traps!! of course I remember it. That was the point of the comment…….IDIOTS!!!!!!!
Nice try champ, but the only trap you’re familiar with is the grease trap from the deep fryer.
2 from 2 Fatty
Keep it up….& I will return to being a fan of your work!
My belly isn’t the only thing that’s well rounded IASM. As I’ve proven over and over, you are my bunny regardless of my mood (I’d start calling you Daryl Cullinan but it’d be wasted on you). I can smash you on serious topics, and as you’ve witnessed once again, I’m also one of the planet’s more witty inhabitants.
To make things fairer, I’ve even let you choose how you are beaten. You wanted short, sharp humour rather than detailed logic and that’s what you got.
Perhaps in future you will be careful what you wish for…..
PS. I must admit I enjoyed the counselling line….a little crude for you, but effective nonetheless.
If you think I am your whipping boy Fat One, then you are as naive as Baz Luhrmann’s wife!