Feb 18 2008
Ask Shirvy – Do you get women
Its time once again for everyone to jump aboard the knowledge train. If you have a question you need answered you know where to go. Ask Shirvy!
Dear Shirvy
SJ I have to ask the question…do you get the girls, I think NOT. You need some serious coaching.
Shirvy Says
I could take this question two ways and will try and answer both.
Do I get the girls, as in do I understand girls?
Yes, you all seem to be looking for different things and sometimes a combination of a bunch of different things. You are a wind sock of thoughts and emotions unlike men who can generally count their current emotions on three fingers. Me hungry, me thirsty and me horny.
Do I get the girls, as in am I dating a lot?
I do ok in the dating area. I am no moisturiser using pretty boy who loves the nightclub scene and thrill of the kill and I ain’t no 40 year old virgin. I am happy with my abilities and have come to the conclusion that if someone disagrees with my jokes or conversation that’s fine.
Dear Shirvy,
I am interested to know that if your father did something to another family before you were born and now one of these family members is making a demand for an apology for your fathers actions what would you do?
Shirvy Says
I would suggest that your fathers actions were his choice and not yours. You cannot be held responsible for his actions thus apologising would seem a bit silly. If your question had other connotations it is a little more difficult to say.
Only a women would say you need coaching in getting women. If you are being coached then you are putting on a show. Relationships should never be a show.
If she doesnt like what you have to say then maybee its not gona work out once she finds out what your realy like. I don’t agree with you often SJ, but in this instanse I do.
Ahhh Jethro you are a fresh breath of air….. everything you do in life is an act!
SJ,
I have some concerns about your previous responses and have made some adjustments for your forum
I do ok in the dating area (What is ok? I didn’t know NEVER was ok?). am no moisturiser using pretty boy (that is clearly a given) who loves the nightclub scene and thrill of the kill (only because you can’t) and I ain’t no 40 year old virgin (does paying count). I am happy with my abilities (only you could) and have come to the conclusion that if someone disagrees with my jokes or conversation that’s fine (The only truthful response you have given).
ouch!
Skunksy, I enjoyed your post. Where did YOU find humour? On the back of your fluffy dice?
SJ. Are you sure you don’t use moisturiser?