Feb 03 2008
Ask Shirvy
Dear Shirvy,
Question, would Willy Wonkers Chocolate factory survive in Australia under our current I.R. laws? sub question would ompa lompas be considered as illegal immigrants and there for be working illegally if they receive no pay just room and board
Willy Wonkers Chocolate factory will only prosper in this time in Australian history. Workers have been brutalised into submission and now basically work for peanuts (left over from the chocolate bars). You are no doubt also aware we are in an obesity epidemic and junk food companies will continue to increase profits as a result.
Ompa Lompas should be shot on sight!! I came to this conclusion after a disturbing drunken pash I had with one a few months back. I never want to be exposed to their late night drunken allure again.
Dear Shirvy,
Do bevans know they are bevans?
If so, why do they not change their behaviour?
What opinions do bevans have with respect to other members (normal individuals) of the community?
When can I expect to receive the replacement $100 from you that I placed on India to win on Friday as a result of your “discerning” recommendation?
Answer:
No, a true bevan is completely oblivious to the fact that they are a bevan. This unfortunately means that they think they are a normal member of the community, so they will not change their behaviour and will remain bevans until they are able to break through the “inbevalance” intelligence level. They also seem to go around on websites accusing other people of being bevans.
Bevans also make claims for money from “others” for reasons known only to themselves. It is a sad money grabbing trait and one that remains unique to this select group of people.
Dear Shirvy,
I was dating a guy who was lovely in every way. We got along really well, enjoyed all the same things and generally just had a blast hanging out together. So one week we went out and the inevitable happened and we went back to his place and slept together. And it was bad. Really really horrendously bad. Technique was all wrong, and I honestly don’t think he even cared whether I was having a good time or not.
But I got to wondering what would others do if they found their potential partner was hopeless in bed? Do you stay, and help them improve or run for the hills? How important is sex to a relationship?
Answer:
Ummmm Jenny is that you?
Dear Shirvy,
Is Marteen Iamasmartman.com’s evil twin?
Dear Shirvy,
Can you please repeat that pizzling you gave IASM!! I’d do it myself but it’s getting boring and you did it so well….
Rabbit you big-eared-backward-bevan-blow-in, I am NOT related to any bevans on this website & it is only my good nature holding me back from slapping a massive slander lawsuit on you for this most cruel of insults!!
SJ, nice piece of obvious humour. Please give Simple some lessons on wit. He needs to be taught how to not be half of one!
Dear Shirvo
How did you not notice the Ompa Lompa climbing on to the bar stool in front of you? Don’t give me the bullshit story you were drunk and didn’t notice it, tugging on your shirt.
SJ, Would you be interested in selling the website?
I like what you are doing here. Keep it up. I will endevour to submit a question for next week at some point.
Ask Shirvy…..Why do people that can’t fight in real life pick virtual fights and act really tough and that over the internet behind the safety of thier keyboard?
I would liek to see a notasmartman boxing ring type of game attached to your site where you can call someone out for a fight and all other members can watch, like a boxing arcade game type thing.
That is a bit harsh rabbit, why am I the evil twin? Our similarities end at being incredibly good looking and having a huge wang. Anyway, I have only ever taken the mickey from IASM…oh, and that vegetarian chick…oh, and that tree lovin council…but that is probably about it. *note: list may actually be quite longer than that stated above.
Dont ever leave your lunchbag near me during the lunch break rabbit….ask SJ what it is like to come back after lunch to find your books replaced with rocks and only 30secs until class starts (ie. not enough time to swap them back so just end up draging a bag of rocks to class instead).
Ask shirvy: Long time listener, first time caller…..could you please tell me how to convince my wife I need more man-to-man time? Will leave that there as it sounds funny.
Nice tip on the Giants Shirvy….trust you collected a nice little return
Yes that was very impressive with the Giants tip. There was no one and I mean NO ONE anywhere tipping them to win. You have out done yourself as I had $5.00 on them on your recomendation and am pretty happy. I am not a big bet-er normally but luckily I didn’t follow your other bets.
I too tipped the Giants (in spite of SJs tip.) They had a fantastic away record this year & were in brilliant form during the latter stages of the season!!
iaasm: I believe that would be libel rather than slander.
Marteen: Somebody has to be the evil one! You can’t tell me there are twins where one isn’t evil.
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He has you there not such a smart man.
SJ
Redneck Rabbit, please stick to matters of panel-beating & leave matters of law to those of us whom are a little more educated!
Which bevan are you related to Woody or Velcro?
The Greatest Ever, welcome aboard.
Oh dear….IASM thinks the rabbit is not educated. You need a turkey slap sunshine!
Leave your assumptions for your other websites chump
Dear Shirvy,
Can you please tell me what the difference is between pashing and bashing?
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I will let you know on Sunday.
SJ
Is turkey slap sunshine a cocktail?
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I will serve one Sunday.
SJ
Curious, you make no sense but you are making me curious!? What’s happening on Sunday?
Brain of a Rabbit (or bro of Velcrap), a turkey slap is a common assault delivered by bevans. What am I telling you for….you ARE a bevan!!